But
every scout knows that after "never play with your woggle", the next -best-known phrase is "a pre-cum lubricated helmet will never start a fire, no matter how hard ye bash it.."

Billy Joel's second most, etc, etc.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Not true, a know an Owl at a Brownie's group that pounded her bean with such might she melted the bingo wheel from across the room
never turned the same ever again and the gymnastic mats gave off a right pong.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)

I
heard about that. Didn't they call them beavers after that?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Indeed.
and they initiated the fisted salute.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Some
Akeleas were indeed cruel.

It's all about basements, now.

No imagination.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:09, Reply)