Alright? What's right up your ally?
Today I turned out to be a coding rockstar, they're even paying me to make an iPad app on the basis of what I managed to learn over the weekend, I'm quite looking forward to it, confidant I can do it too. Plus I worked out how to develop in a framework CMS I've not heard of before in a langage I've not used before, all inside a week.

Don't mean to incest on myself, but I totally rock.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 28 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Nice one playa. Well chuffed for you.
You coming tomorrow?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 20:53, Reply)

I donno man, if I get paid at midnight, then 'll be there.
Ohterwise, gonna have to decline, I'm so far into my overdraft that its gone concerning, to being funny, to it being not funny anymore to being so bad it's funny again.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 28 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Money is not something people should worry about.
There are far more important things in life. I'll cover you, get yourself down.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 21:02, Reply)

yeah gonz, money isn't important
drinking martini at 11.30AM because some girl wouldn't go out with you, that's important
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)

It's quite pants that you've never got a rise out of me.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 21:20, Reply)

i don't try to get rises out of people
but with your ALL OUT WAR and hardcore drinking, you do come across as pretty childish
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Course you don't.
I'm not bothered, I don't come on here to argue with people. I like talking to people in fact. It's nice. And I am pretty childish, that's nothing new.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)

i can see why she went with the older guy now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I can't see that through the tears quentin, I can't see that through the tears.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)

an ice cold cinzano at 11.30 tomorrow should help

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Cheers man, I apprechate it, but there is also getting down there and all that.
Let's play it by ear, I should be sorted tonight.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 28 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

You
do, sir.

Well done you. Now accept the kind offer from Baz to celebrate.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 28 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Good skills Gonz
Did you manage to sort out your tussle with the taxman?
My superhero power is to be able to make some instruments sounds alright sometimes.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 28 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Evening
I'm making my way home from work
( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Alright Jeff?
I think everyone else is dead.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)

NOT YOU TOO JEFF!!!!

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Everyone dtaakt

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:18, Reply)

We cannot go on without Jeff

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Its like the walking dead in here.
Or Blade or something.
( Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Mon 28 May 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Quick Barters, do something.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:29, Reply)

*goes to bed*

( Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Mon 28 May 2012, 23:03, Reply)

I'm still in transit

( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Phew! You're still alive!

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:25, Reply)

GET
OUT OF THE VAN! YOU MAY BE IN DANGER!
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:25, Reply)

I nearly am
The gym has almost finished me off
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Gym?
Sounds very undignified.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:24, Reply)

It was. Hot and sweaty and knackering!

( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Don't
you mean Jim?
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)

I wish

( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)

He's known
as "The Jim" for a reason.

In New Pitsligo. Every wench walks with a strange gait.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Not Jim C_____, the ex(?)-b3tan mobile annoyance and dictionary definition of social ineptitude?

( Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Is he better than pounding a treadmill?

( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:58, Reply)

Must be
better than treading a poundmill, which is your daytime pursuit.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)

I won the premiership with portsmouth within three seasons.
got to the champs lge final too.

if only this was real and not on FM :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I also won the Euros with Scotland.
only in FM! LOLOLOLOL!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:21, Reply)

I want to rub your nob like I'm a starving scout trying to start a campfire.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Donkey Gums!
The funniest person who ever lived.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Aw spanks
apart from my nan, she once farted so hard in the bath a skirting board snapped in the kitchen.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:50, Reply)

hahaha
Still playing music?
( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:57, Reply)

But
every scout knows that after "never play with your woggle", the next -best-known phrase is "a pre-cum lubricated helmet will never start a fire, no matter how hard ye bash it.."

Billy Joel's second most, etc, etc.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 28 May 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Not true, a know an Owl at a Brownie's group that pounded her bean with such might she melted the bingo wheel from across the room
never turned the same ever again and the gymnastic mats gave off a right pong.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)

I
heard about that. Didn't they call them beavers after that?
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Indeed.
and they initiated the fisted salute.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Some
Akeleas were indeed cruel.

It's all about basements, now.

No imagination.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:09, Reply)

This is true fella, we know you're awesome
I am in the process of attempting to calm the missus down over webcam, as it turns out she's arachnaphobic, and there's a 'gigantic' spider in her room.

It's a mixture of being hilarious and horrific.

EDIT: Nope, definitely hilarious.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Tell her to pull the webcam further away.
It'll be fine then.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:13, Reply)

She's excited
by the eight limbs business.

You must try harder.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Hmm, shit
This may be true
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:15, Reply)