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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Mine is 'whilst you're up, can I have a beer from the fridge please?'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
My kids know Daddy drinks "mucky beer"
and tell me off as "If you have too much you will fall down". They refuse point blank to believe that Mrs Cow drinks anything other than pop
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)
My eldest is so used to my beer drinking that she often refers to her own beverage as "Beer Milk" or "Beer Juice"
We thought it was funny until we had to explain it to the nursery.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)
this is brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)
My son gets annoyed and always informs on her if he sees Mrs Dupinblue drinking beer.
"Daddy! She's drinking your beer!"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)
wait...
is your user name "tangled up in blue" or " tangled dupinblue"?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)
How many Ds can you see?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)
ok
tangle dupinblue

what's a dupinblue?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)
It's like your mum's film career.
Hang on, that's 'ended up in blue'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)
You do know this isn't my real name, don't you?
I've just split the name to give a surname that amused me. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)
It's not your reall name?
You bloody charlatan, you.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Sorry Mr Pe

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
I often tell mine to fetch me a beer
unfortunately there's never any beer in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Fucks sake
They know where Sainsburys is, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Bit posh for the likes of me
Nearest ones in the city 15 miles away
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)

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