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Morning you fat fuckswww.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9297496/Calling-someone-fatty-could-become-a-hate-crime.html
oh dear...
Alt: pizza bash, who was pissed, did barry cry and leave to buy some clothes, has Monty's hideous facial growth cleared up?
altalt: motivate me to work.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 8:57,
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latest was 13 years ago)
what goes on tour stays on tour, NAWe did miss you though. Photos on FB later. Personal favourite: monty and his mates the police...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:02,
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I am quite missableplease tell me he was being cavity searched
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:04,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:08,
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Turn up?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 9:07,
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Then tried snorting the flour they use on the dough?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:13,
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Absolutely fucking ridiculous.Then again, at the same time I'm of the opinion that bullies in school need to have heavier punishments levelled at them, but I suppose you can't really have it both ways.
Alt: I had pizza last night too. It was shit.
Alt Alt: No.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:06,
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I for one did not miss you last night.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:07,
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I didn't ask you if you did, but thanks for making me feel shit first thing in the morning(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:08,
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From FAQ.There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?
Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
If there is somebody on the board who doesn't know what to do, you can always point them in the direction of this FAQ in a friendly way (or use the secret code).
There are moderators about to deal with people who abuse the messageboard, replying to somebody calling them a cunt isn't very constructive and will just encourage people to keep trolling.
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Is there any specific guidance on how to deal with bent spastics?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:12,
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Ask herewww.b3ta.com/gaz/write/21103
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:14,
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Dunno where you've been, but our mod went running away in a flood of tearswe're adrift and modless
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:17,
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this place is bloody full of big girly blouse wearing pissants latelyits really grinding my squib
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BIG GIRLS BLOUSE IS DEAD YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:20,
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GOOD, FUCK HERunless you're one of the many board members who already have
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i ahrdly think we need more death around here, i doubt you could cope with the loss(, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)
I cope quite well with it now, about as well as can be expected.But thank you for your concern anyway.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:27,
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Barry is different IRL than I had expected.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:20,
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It's nice that you were his buddy last night, then.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 May 2012, 9:29,
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On the other hand...www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/charlesmoore/8084898/Calling-Naked_Ape-a-bent-spastic-is-perfectly-acceptable.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:08,
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Why is that story illustrated witha picture of a tranny?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:10,
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POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GORN MAAAAAAD!!!!Next they'll be saying we can't call darkies Gollywog.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:12,
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what do you call a black man with a stutter?A cocoon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:17,
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You Aussies are so racist.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:21,
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PoliceAcademylolsNot an oft used phrase
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:16,
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i love it when fatties get defensive about being fatshut the fuck up and lose some weight you bloody drain on society
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I'm going to jump on the lose weight guide bandwagon, with my 7 word book, entitled "BP Guide To Weight Loss".Eat less shit, do some fucking exercise.
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God you're a right publishing house'BP's how not to get a new job' being your current best seller
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:20,
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THEY'RE FINISHED IF HE WALKS(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:22,
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but1: shit food tastes good
2: shit food is cheaper
3: I don't eat that much
4: it's glandular/genetic
5: i do exercise, honest
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:21,
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then eat yourself to death away from the rest of us, you're getting in the way(, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:24,
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HE'S STEALING OUR OXYGEN, KILL HIM TO DEATH.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:24,
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Hey.1 - no it doesn't. it's greasy and oily.
2 - no it isn't - in the long run you spend more on your health as a result.
3 - bullshit
4 - bullshit
5 - bullshit.
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I should point out that I was simply outlineing what fat people say, I'm not fat at all.www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:26,
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That's bonkersHow can it be a hate crime to tell a fat person they're fat? Will it now be considered bullying to tell a thin person they're thin?
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lets be honest, that's not going to be much of a problem around here(, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)
I see it as the same sorta thing as telling a smoker how bad it is for their health.(, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)
They should go back to where they've come from(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:25,
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Or a short person that they are short.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:27,
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totally drinking a beer sat on my doorstep right now.Barry's asleep on the kitchen floor.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:25,
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Ha ha ha. Day off then?Edit: have you stolen his ipad yet?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:26,
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I'd never do such a thing.sent from my ipad
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:46,
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I imagine it was like fucking a whale's blowhole(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:27,
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Barry usually sobs into the pillow most nights anyway(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:27,
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"Why, WHY did she leave meeeeeeee"*reaches for booze, drugs and ipad*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:29,
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IVEFUCKINLOSTMYCHANELSUNGLASSESboohoohoohooboohoohoohooboohoohoohooboohoohoohoo
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:31,
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day off hahaha! raping barry on the kitchen floor rape day off barry?(, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I left yours around 5amthere's very little to do at work today so I have opted to ring in sick.
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Sounds like my decision to head off early was a wise one. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:29,
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Not necessarilyI'm just a spanner for staying up ridiculously late and getting hammered midweek. I don't actually feel all that bad, I just really, really didn't want to go to work. Especially given that there's next to bugger all for me to do there today.
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barry barry rape day off barry day off rape barry barry rape fuck day off rape barry fuck(, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)
left yours at 5am barry rape fuck day off barry rape 5am day off barry rape fuck hahaha?(, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)
day Barry off kitchen rape Hahaha(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:29,
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Best of all the vegetable oils(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:35,
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Couldn't you have poured him onto a couch?You fucking bad host you.
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He was too busy raping himat 5am.
In the Kitchen.
Hahahaha.
On his day off.
Or something.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:36,
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i don't have a 'couch' you vulgar man.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:37,
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So what do you call a chair then?And yet another reason not to live in London.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18234930
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i raped him at 5am Hahaha etc(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:41,
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Some interesting stuff in that report!About how French bureaucracy and red tape is worse than England, how it's easier to sack someone in the UK than in France etc etc.
On the other hand, we've got the CBI and the Tory toffs saying we need less bureaucracy and the only way to protect jobs is to make it easier to sack people!
Cunts.
BTW, from the figures they've given, there's more French people living in London than the whole population of my home town
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Lets have some stories then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:40,
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Specifically stories about kitchen rape at 5am on a day off hahaha?Or do you think we've covered that adequately?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:43,
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No, this hasn't been milked to leathery emptyness(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:44,
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www.funwithspot.com/uk/story_creator.html
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:44,
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Where's Bobby when I need his creative input(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:44,
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ENJOYING FOUR MONTHS DOING NOTHING, SUCKER!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:45,
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His left hand will be all leathery by Septemberhow will he cope
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:48,
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spot gets raped on the kitchen floor at 5am hahahaha(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:46,
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actual officelol*kills self*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:46,
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It was good, I had fun. Rocked up fashionably lateand got stuck on the girl's end of the table whilst they talked about knitting and kittens and hymen-popping operations whilst HimJim told fat labia stories.
Nice to see Barry, seems sound. I went home at a reasonable hour because I'm a responsible adult and not a debauched sickie-throwing stopout like SOME people.
I wasn't feeling very sexy last night though, so I had to get raped at 5am lolol
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Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:52,
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So really, it's a bit cunty to loath the parents of the woman you love..,.,, and them resent when they stay over for one week when they're people who paid your mortgage. I donno if I could take it if a partner of mine had that attitude.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:57,
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One day, I'm going to host a Bash here, and you guys aren't going to be able to come, and I'll be talking about how awesome it was the next day and you'll ALL be jealous.(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)
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