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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bore da frindiau. Pwy y ti?
Alt: why does everyone on the leveson inquiry talk... So... Fucking... Slowly...? It... Really... Irritates...me.
Alt alt: I'm gardening today, any tips on what I'm meant to do?
change of plans: off to fly kites in Bristol instead.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 9:56, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Alt: why does everyone on the leveson inquiry talk... So... Fucking... Slowly...? It... Really... Irritates...me.
Alt alt: I'm gardening today, any tips on what I'm meant to do?
change of plans: off to fly kites in Bristol instead.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 9:56, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
because they are thinking about what they say as they know how quotes can be misinterpreted
altalt: DYAAKY
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)
altalt: DYAAKY
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)
I have no fucking idea what that says
Alt: I'd guess because they have to be careful, so are taking their time with what they say, so they can't have what they say used against them.
Alt Alt: Make like a tree.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Alt: I'd guess because they have to be careful, so are taking their time with what they say, so they can't have what they say used against them.
Alt Alt: Make like a tree.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)
good morning frindau, who are you? i think his welsh needs some work
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)
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Four months off Q. No more uni until September. How do you know how many people are ignoring you?
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)
because monty raped me on his kitchen floor at 5am on his day off hahaha
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
There were grapes in the free fruit delivery today
but they make my teeth feel dry
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)
but they make my teeth feel dry
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Our fruitbox had what a crude google search for 'exotic orange fruit thing layer of flesh large stones' seems to tell me are 'persimmons'. Am I completely uncouth for never having seen or even heard of this fruit before?
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)
It had more than one stone. Or massive pips (fnar, massive pips...)
Fucked if I know what it was then.
Stupid scarpe.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Fucked if I know what it was then.
Stupid scarpe.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Criw da bore i chi am gwrywgydwyr
They are all speaking in Braille.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)
They are all speaking in Braille.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Hello, I'm a welsh man psychochomp has grabbed out of a meeting
I've been told that I have to confirm that popity ping means microwave to you before I can go back in and get my phone.
I can confirm this.
Daffid
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)
I've been told that I have to confirm that popity ping means microwave to you before I can go back in and get my phone.
I can confirm this.
Daffid
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)
wear gloves or you will muller your manicure
there is a massive hawk-shaped kite that they fly around london to frighten birds. i had a ridiculous argument with a colleague who thought it was real. what kind of fucking bird flies upright and vertically, up and down, up and down?
even the pigeons weren't fooled.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)
there is a massive hawk-shaped kite that they fly around london to frighten birds. i had a ridiculous argument with a colleague who thought it was real. what kind of fucking bird flies upright and vertically, up and down, up and down?
even the pigeons weren't fooled.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)
so nobody? my spelling is damn near immaculate thanks to opera's spell checker
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)
if only more pricks could follow your example, quentin
there are certain words that reeeeeally irritate me, because people get them wrong all the time. it's ignorant. i think the worst 3 are:
definite ("definate" makes my skin crawl)
separate ("seperate" makes me want to punch someone)
and most incomprensible of all:
business (don't get me started on "busyness" or "buisness" or other fucktard retardation)
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)
there are certain words that reeeeeally irritate me, because people get them wrong all the time. it's ignorant. i think the worst 3 are:
definite ("definate" makes my skin crawl)
separate ("seperate" makes me want to punch someone)
and most incomprensible of all:
business (don't get me started on "busyness" or "buisness" or other fucktard retardation)
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)
The one I hate is 'yourself' instead of 'you'.
Was it yourself I was speaking to yesterday?
I'll get that in the post to yourself straight away.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Was it yourself I was speaking to yesterday?
I'll get that in the post to yourself straight away.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)
We've had letters home from little tangle's headteacher
With shocking misuse of reflexive pronouns in them.
Ok, fair enough you've got the thick front office staff to write the letter for you, but if you are going to sign it you should at least read it first.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
With shocking misuse of reflexive pronouns in them.
Ok, fair enough you've got the thick front office staff to write the letter for you, but if you are going to sign it you should at least read it first.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
My boss has started to use the phrase "egress to"
which winds me up no end. "egress" means "a place or means of going". Going. You egress *from*, not to.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
which winds me up no end. "egress" means "a place or means of going". Going. You egress *from*, not to.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Not today, no
Son decided to puke up blackcurrant juice all over me at 6am
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Son decided to puke up blackcurrant juice all over me at 6am
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Mine did a poo on the floor yesterday
she was very proud of herself
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
she was very proud of herself
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
They grow up so fast.
Seems like yesterday she was born, now she's a drunk Glaswegian.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Seems like yesterday she was born, now she's a drunk Glaswegian.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Why were you feeding him blackcurrant juice at 6am?
Also, my sympathies. That stuff is rank the second time around. And it stains.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Also, my sympathies. That stuff is rank the second time around. And it stains.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
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