We only have your word that you have a missus. Considering that you're a sock puppet anyway forgive me if I don't take everything you say as verbatim.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what tattoo are you getting?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I learnt my lesson with the last few I posted so forgive me if I keep this one to myself.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I bet it's a picture of a kite.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Mona Lisa smoking a joint.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

hahahaha, you dick, what's wrong with kite flying? it's fun.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

What were the other ones?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)

He has "fish" and "chip" written across his knuckles.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Damn I was going to be really clever and say _ _ _ _ and Hake, but couldn't think of a fish that has four letters and sounds a bit like love.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)

tuna

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)

octopus

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)

dolphin

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)

dinosaur

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I'm here all night folks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Really? who is guarding the bridge?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)

hahaha!
Those pesky goats
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

michael gove

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Get some more fingers and you can have
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louvar
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

The bear, the raven, the skull.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

CS Lewis's etc.....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Adverts for Jacamo and BigClobber.com

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

bb pp

TGBlolz
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)

HAHA!
I've missed talking about her extended genitals.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I heard an elderly motorist got stuck in their after blindly following his sat nav

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

twatnav

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Clickin dis!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)

This made me LOL, then feel thoroughly ashamed.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)

wimped out of any marathons recently?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)

It is amusing that the fact that I wasn't able to run a marathon is the one thing you think you have on me.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I am also unable to run a marathon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You fucking loser!!!! You can't run a marathon!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)

my knees are too fat :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I don't have anything on you, nor would I want to. I just enjoy you being all smug and superior then flaking out. I want nothing to do with you Al.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)

No, you see if you wanted nothing to do with me, you wouldn't have responded at all
and you wouldn't have tried to be my friend on facebook.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)

he was only friending you so he could unfriend you
it's a thing now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I should have know that.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Prove it. I'm sure there would be a way.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)

have you run any before? i bet you have
and i bet the most running thundercunt ever did was when mars ice cream was on 2 for 1 at Lidl
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)

oh man i love MArs ice cream, not had one in years though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)

me neither, my gf mentioned them the other day
and i was like awww cos the shop only had cornettos left
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)

i like a bit of them
but i can't manage a whole one, far too sickly. they should make mini ones.

YOU should make them, and then bring them round here, and feed them to me. provided that you look like bradley cooper, and not a stooping stoopneck, that is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I prefer the Twix ones

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)

FUCK YOU

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)

NO, FUCK YOU
Either way, Feast is the best ice cream.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)

you're both wrong
crunchie bar ice creams, with the little chunks of crunchie in them, are the best ice cream bars.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

No, a mint feast kicks that into a cocked hat.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

feasts have changed man
hardly any nuts now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

mint feasts are better
but they are no crunchie-bar.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

You just like putting honey and nougat flavoured ice cream up your fanny.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

doesn't the crunchie one have space poppers in it or something?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Crunchie bars are just too sweet

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

No way, I hate running, I like riding my bike though. Would you like to come on a bike ride?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)

no thanks, last time I rode your mum I caught the clap

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)

clap lightbulb on my arse
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)

See it's posts like these that make Quentin better.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I don't feel the need to compete with Q, he is unique
I also wouldn't compete with you, but that's because I'ma welterweight not super heavyweight
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)

fuck quentin
where are my mini marsbar ice creams? fuck him right in his disappointing arse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I think he failed in the Bradley cooper part of that request
I however...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Fucking Mini Cooper more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

made me laugh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

:O

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

WHAT I HAVE BEEN HERE MORE THAN 6 MONTHS AND HAVE GIVEN MANY DETAILS OF MY LIFE
WEHY ARE THERE STILL PEOPLE HERE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THIS?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

you're a persistent wanker then.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

yep

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)