when the fuck was this thread started and why wasn't i told?
i've been hanging around that old thread for fucken hours
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

really?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)

ok maybe not hours, but i was bored

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)

What are you doing this evening? anything fun with the missus?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)

she's off to the dentist tonight and then we'll just be going back to hers
nothing exciting, apparently she's made loads of cornflake cakes out of the chocolate i bought her
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Have you seen this dentist? is she cheating on you? I hope not Q. Cornflake cakes are fun.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)

i have, he's a short little weasily man who looks a bit like mr bean with glasses
last time she went i went with her and this downs syndrome kid kept asking if we were together, and then he said dentists are really scary, then he asked if w were together.

his carer looked the type to be abusing him for sure
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Fuck off Bobby.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)

harsh times bro.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)

this is the worst insult i've ever had hear
for a start i don't have tattoos, a weight problem, or fuck kids
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Q, even the kids turned me down. =(
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)

we can all believe that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)

even the stickers wouldn't help.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Rejection's pants init :(
The key is to fill the gaping hole of sadness with an iPad. It kind of helps.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Oh Barrington.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)

I'm sorry to hear about your loss.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Like a certain Norfolk based radio presenter I'm bouncing back.
Just called a girl, taking her out tomorrow. Am I a cunt? Probably.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:41, Reply)

"We have a caller on the line who fears he may be a gay, he's married so we'll only refer to him by his christian name. This is Domingo from little Oakley."
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)