I was quite adamant that the lyric from 'Common People'
was not 'woodchip on the wall' but 'worm shit on the wall' and loudly sang that at the end of year karaoke disco. I spent the rest of the party in detention.
(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:44, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Where "they didn't notice you at all"?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I was only 10
fucking miserable end of year party that was.
(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Oh man
This makes me feel old
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Ignore her, she's attention seeking

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Jealousy is so unbecoming, darling
It's not my fault if you're nearly 40.
(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)

NEARLY being the optimum word.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)

I have just worked out I am 40 in 374 days.
Shit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

In 353 days, I turn 25

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I thought you were older than that?
wow, the years have not been kind, have they?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I had an uphill paper round.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)

paper round garden
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

How can you have an uphill garden?
Silly boy
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

He's not making sense.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Too subtle?
RIS: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=uphill%20gardener
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)

In, ooh, six weeks time
I will be 90% of 30.
(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Child.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Not unless your maths has gone badly wrong, no.

(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1632109
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I got thrown out of the one and only school disco I went to, after 30 seconds.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

It wasn't your school, was it?
And you were naked.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)

and it was only last week.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)

No sense of humour, some people.
Tsk.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:02, Reply)

You did, getting THAT out in public

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)