As a child I suffered from glue ear
So constantly got things wrong and misunderstood things. My parents didn't realise this until I was around five or six and had just assumed that I was thick.
Eventually they discovered that I was deaf.
And thick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:52, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Don't forget ugly too!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply)

And smelly.
And clap ridden.

And pustulous.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)

and thick

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Sorry, I can't hear any of you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

and bent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

AND DEAF

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I now picture you with a pillow welded to the side of your head as a child

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

NONCE!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)

This combination of stupidity and poor hearing led me to announce to people that I was "death"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:02, Reply)

In home economics you made 'Deaf Jam'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

L. T. I.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:17, Reply)