I would never do something like that as I consider that to be a little disrespectful, and also shit.
Alt: Shut up, 'Bill Clay'

Alt alt: There are many equally-valid reasons. Here are just a tiny smattering of them:

1. The plotlines are CRAZY!!! I like the one in series 298333 when they all assume each other's personalities!!!! Or the one where there's a parallel universe in which everything's a bit different!!! And the one where they say 'smeg' a lot!!! IT'S RUDE - THEY SAY 'SMEG'!!!!!!!!! I BET CRAIG CHARLES HAS A 'SMEG' FRIDGE!!!LOL!!!!!

2. The actors are competent and extremely likeable and would never be COCAINE CRAZED RAPISTS or TAXI-WANKING CRACKHEADS. No way. Or in the 'Fawlty Towers of the 80s', 'The Brittas Empire'. The one from 'Scrapheap Challenge' is still playing that spastic robot character even though he's on Scrapheap Challenge - this in no way suggests he puts the 'pony' into 'one trick pony'. No way. And that bent cat one is DEFINITELY not a complete cunt, either.

3. SMEG - THEY SAY SMEG!!!!!! IT'S RUDE!!!!!!

I could go on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

lol - please do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:14, Reply)

No, you shut up
So what's your favourite episode?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:15, Reply)

OH MAN IT'S SO HARD TO CHOOSE.
I'm going to go with the one where they ALL GO BACK IN TIME - and then say 'SMEGGING SMEG'!!! Me and the others guys in the 'crazy gang' (or, 'IT' and you 'muggles' call us!!!!) were talking about this last week during Warhammer. Brian had just rolled his 20-sided dice and hit my new Pratchett book - and he said 'smegging hell'!! It was brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:20, Reply)

remember that time when your ex's vagina was around your daughter's neck?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Hahaha 5am vagina lol Barry

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:25, Reply)

COUCH RAPE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Oooh, is there a new Pratchett book?
*raids Darth Vader piggy bank*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:25, Reply)