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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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As someone who has beena victim of cash point crime
I would think you would know better
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:09, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
I would think you would know better
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:09, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
There's stupidity in trusting someone, and stupidity in withdrawing money, then walking away
Granted, I'll hold my hands up and admit I've done the latter once, but I realised within seconds, and legged it back, and was very fortunate.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Granted, I'll hold my hands up and admit I've done the latter once, but I realised within seconds, and legged it back, and was very fortunate.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:14, Reply)
I've done it
But then again, I walked out of ashop without whatever I was buying
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:15, Reply)
But then again, I walked out of ashop without whatever I was buying
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:15, Reply)
Haha, that's quite impressive!
I recently paid for my shopping, nipped back to the till to help a friend, and without thinking just left my shopping lying there, unattended. Oops
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I recently paid for my shopping, nipped back to the till to help a friend, and without thinking just left my shopping lying there, unattended. Oops
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:20, Reply)
My wife despairs, she is super organised and I am all over the place generally
She thinks I might have early onset alzhiemers pratchettlolz
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)
She thinks I might have early onset alzhiemers pratchettlolz
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)
I go through stages of both, from remembering absolutely everything I need to do, completely
To staring at the mince I'd taken out to defrost about half an hour earlier, wondering why it was out, and putting it back in the freezer.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)
To staring at the mince I'd taken out to defrost about half an hour earlier, wondering why it was out, and putting it back in the freezer.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)
tell me about it, even the horse didn't touch the sides after she was finished with your dad
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Walking into a room with a confused look on my face before walking straight out again is a special of mine
My Dad does the exact same thing.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)
My Dad does the exact same thing.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Mrs Cow left her hand luggage on the security x-ray belt last week and walked off
I noticed she didn't have it about ten mins later and watched the colour drain from her face
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)
I noticed she didn't have it about ten mins later and watched the colour drain from her face
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This is GOLD, you should pitch the Beeb the idea of a sitcom based on your holiday antics
100% guaranteed to get commissioned
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:37, Reply)
100% guaranteed to get commissioned
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:37, Reply)
It’s like people who say Tannoy when they mean public-address system.
Tannoy is a brand name.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Tannoy is a brand name.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)
this is my favourite post that you have ever done. A Partridge quote, I'm equally shocked and happy.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:28, Reply)
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:28, Reply)
I think that should be
"Dit-dit diddle-iddle dee" not "didly-dee"
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)
"Dit-dit diddle-iddle dee" not "didly-dee"
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)
how many fucken characters you reckon i've got in my sig motherfucker?
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)
You have to prioritise
Which part of this sig is the most important? Eh?
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Which part of this sig is the most important? Eh?
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:15, Reply)
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