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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't have a dentist
my teeth are made of titanium.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:00, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
my teeth are made of titanium.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:00, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Actually they're probably riddled with holes
but because you don't go to the dentist, you have no idea.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)
but because you don't go to the dentist, you have no idea.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)
What, like the bad back and the receeding hairline?
I'll take my chances at the dentist once a year, ta.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)
I'll take my chances at the dentist once a year, ta.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)
One does not have an effect on the other.
You may as well blame my bad back on my eyes because they look like they're carved from the bluest slate.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)
You may as well blame my bad back on my eyes because they look like they're carved from the bluest slate.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)
i feel as if i am listening to a kitchen sink drama
through my wall.
but i am still laughing.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
through my wall.
but i am still laughing.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Like that very thing. Urinal cakes, they're called. Try fucking eating them, though.
Also like windows onto the Caribbean sky.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Also like windows onto the Caribbean sky.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I reckon your constitution could probably handle one of those things, actually
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)
I met the ninth dwarf the other week in a pizza place
Ever so bad-tempered.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Ever so bad-tempered.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)
How many of the little fuckers are there?
They're worse than the Polish.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:39, Reply)
They're worse than the Polish.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:39, Reply)
There are 78 of them in all.
All registered to vote in a 1-bed flat in Tower Hamlets.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:43, Reply)
All registered to vote in a 1-bed flat in Tower Hamlets.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:43, Reply)
I think I've seen the one swipe mentioned
in porn.
And what do they vote on? When you do the hoovering?
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:45, Reply)
in porn.
And what do they vote on? When you do the hoovering?
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:45, Reply)
I didn't go for about 4 years
finally went along and got charged to be told what i already knew, that my teeth were fine
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
finally went along and got charged to be told what i already knew, that my teeth were fine
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
was your dentist wearing waterproof trousers
whilst formatting what he had for lunch into an excel spreadsheet and talking about REALLY great films?
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:18, Reply)
whilst formatting what he had for lunch into an excel spreadsheet and talking about REALLY great films?
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:18, Reply)
My old dentist, before I fired him for being aggravatingly superfluous
also had really hairy arms. I reckon they drink that stuff they give you to wash your mouth out with, as often they're one client after the next and it's the only liquid refreshment available.
Despite its pink colouring, it's fucking rammed with steroids. That'll be why all female dentists have huge, hairy, dangly balls, I expect.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:21, Reply)
also had really hairy arms. I reckon they drink that stuff they give you to wash your mouth out with, as often they're one client after the next and it's the only liquid refreshment available.
Despite its pink colouring, it's fucking rammed with steroids. That'll be why all female dentists have huge, hairy, dangly balls, I expect.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Tea bagged by a female dentist.
That's only one of the reasons why I stopped going. On its own it's an inconvenience; taken with the other reasons, it's the straw that broke the camel's back.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)
That's only one of the reasons why I stopped going. On its own it's an inconvenience; taken with the other reasons, it's the straw that broke the camel's back.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Saves you from having to wear those dopey specs they give you
to stop the light shining in your eyes, though.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)
to stop the light shining in your eyes, though.
( , Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)
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