if you could be anyone's toothbrush whose toothbrush would you be and why?
alt if you could be anyones mum whose mum would you be and why?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Shane McGowans
Nice and safe
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)

YM for both

( PhillieJoe, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)

wheres my dinner then?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I'll make it when the local rugby team leave

( PhillieJoe, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)

I'd like to be Janet Street Porters toothbrush, as it would be a fulfilling toothbrushy life.
Minnie Driver's mother. So Minnie could suck Mummy's cock.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Who? Oh, you mean
RANNET REEET ROWWWWTAAAAAARRRRGH?
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)

PS Minnie Driver has a man's chin.
Lorry Driver, more like.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)

It is UNACCEPTABLE to mock Minnie's good looks.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)

She has a sculpted face.
Unfortunately it was sculpted by a five year old with a pickaxe.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Right, outside.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Pistols?

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Guns are for show.
Knives for a pro.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)

she's a bit manny, but i don't think we have any right to judge

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Thanks, Q. I knew you were a man of taste.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)

she was alright in wil and grace

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)

This is interesting
news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9728000/9728077.stm
People who hate computer games will enjoy the cunts patronising tone.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I'm surprised that's made the news

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)

They can't even spell Leveson. FFS.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)

i couldn't even

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)

with a fleshlight.

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)

what a gimp

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Justin Webb has a patronising tone about everything he does.

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:56, Reply)

this was all predicted in War Games in 1983

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)

In a way it'd be good to be my own toothbrush
as then I could see the bits I keep missing and I wouldn't have to go to my cunt of a dentist anymore.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)

flossings more important than brushing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Yes but you didn't ask me whose toothfloss I wanted to be, did you?

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)

if you could be anyones toothfloss, and not your own
who would you be and why?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:53, Reply)

If you could be anyone's thong etc?

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

if i could be anyones thong i would be that stringfellow guys thong
cos he wears his out all the time and you'd get a nice airing
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:56, Reply)

why don't you change to a nice dentist?

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:53, Reply)

I don't believe they exist.

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Mine is fit, female, red haired and Irish
The one before her was also fit, but of indian descent.

They are/were both lovely.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Lucky you.

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I am a bit aren't I.

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)

How efficient was the previous one?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:59, Reply)

She wasn't as good as the new one, but she did do two fillings.
But then I only needed two because the first one fell off.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Mine is quite nice
Bit of a long way for her to travel though.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I don't have a dentist
my teeth are made of titanium.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Actually they're probably riddled with holes
but because you don't go to the dentist, you have no idea.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Nope.
Titanium. Family trait.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:03, Reply)

What, like the bad back and the receeding hairline?
I'll take my chances at the dentist once a year, ta.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Once a year? I got every six months.

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

One does not have an effect on the other.
You may as well blame my bad back on my eyes because they look like they're carved from the bluest slate.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

I cannot believe you actually just said something that corny.

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Like chips of purest winter.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:10, Reply)

You're so full of bullshit I'm surprised they're not brown.

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:12, Reply)

i feel as if i am listening to a kitchen sink drama
through my wall.

but i am still laughing.
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Like dancing pools of the sun-kissed Aegean.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Like those round bleach things you get in the urinals in pubs.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Like that very thing. Urinal cakes, they're called. Try fucking eating them, though.
Also like windows onto the Caribbean sky.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Nom.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)

I reckon your constitution could probably handle one of those things, actually

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Hahahah quite possibly.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:34, Reply)

mmm
soapy
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Bleachy and pissy.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)

The 8th and 9th dwarves.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)

I met the ninth dwarf the other week in a pizza place
Ever so bad-tempered.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)

You met the tenth one: Spazzy.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:33, Reply)

How many of the little fuckers are there?
They're worse than the Polish.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:39, Reply)

There are 78 of them in all.
All registered to vote in a 1-bed flat in Tower Hamlets.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:43, Reply)

I think I've seen the one swipe mentioned
in porn.

And what do they vote on? When you do the hoovering?
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:45, Reply)

I didn't go for about 4 years
finally went along and got charged to be told what i already knew, that my teeth were fine
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Cool story bro.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Dentist sub-threads are the best

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:17, Reply)

I'm single-handedly saving B3ta.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:18, Reply)

was your dentist wearing waterproof trousers
whilst formatting what he had for lunch into an excel spreadsheet and talking about REALLY great films?
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:18, Reply)

why do dentists always have really hairy arms?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:19, Reply)

My old dentist, before I fired him for being aggravatingly superfluous
also had really hairy arms. I reckon they drink that stuff they give you to wash your mouth out with, as often they're one client after the next and it's the only liquid refreshment available.

Despite its pink colouring, it's fucking rammed with steroids. That'll be why all female dentists have huge, hairy, dangly balls, I expect.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:21, Reply)

'Open wide Kroney, you wll feel a slight discomfort@

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Tea bagged by a female dentist.
That's only one of the reasons why I stopped going. On its own it's an inconvenience; taken with the other reasons, it's the straw that broke the camel's back.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Saves you from having to wear those dopey specs they give you
to stop the light shining in your eyes, though.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)

evening
it's raining again and I'm very very tired.

I don't think I'd like to be a toothbrush. Or a mum.
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:17, Reply)