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if you could be anyone's toothbrush whose toothbrush would you be and why?alt if you could be anyones mum whose mum would you be and why?
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Shane McGowansNice and safe
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:36,
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I'd like to be Janet Street Porters toothbrush, as it would be a fulfilling toothbrushy life. Minnie Driver's mother. So Minnie could suck Mummy's cock.
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Who? Oh, you meanRANNET REEET ROWWWWTAAAAAARRRRGH?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:39,
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PS Minnie Driver has a man's chin.Lorry Driver, more like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:39,
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She has a sculpted face.Unfortunately it was sculpted by a five year old with a pickaxe.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:48,
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This is interestingnews.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9728000/9728077.stm
People who hate computer games will enjoy the cunts patronising tone.
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this was all predicted in War Games in 1983(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:04,
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In a way it'd be good to be my own toothbrushas then I could see the bits I keep missing and I wouldn't have to go to my cunt of a dentist anymore.
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Yes but you didn't ask me whose toothfloss I wanted to be, did you?(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)
if you could be anyones toothfloss, and not your ownwho would you be and why?
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if i could be anyones thong i would be that stringfellow guys thongcos he wears his out all the time and you'd get a nice airing
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Mine is fit, female, red haired and IrishThe one before her was also fit, but of indian descent.
They are/were both lovely.
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How efficient was the previous one?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:59,
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She wasn't as good as the new one, but she did do two fillings.But then I only needed two because the first one fell off.
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Mine is quite niceBit of a long way for her to travel though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:54,
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Actually they're probably riddled with holesbut because you don't go to the dentist, you have no idea.
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What, like the bad back and the receeding hairline?I'll take my chances at the dentist once a year, ta.
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One does not have an effect on the other.You may as well blame my bad back on my eyes because they look like they're carved from the bluest slate.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:05,
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i feel as if i am listening to a kitchen sink dramathrough my wall.
but i am still laughing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15,
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Like those round bleach things you get in the urinals in pubs.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15,
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Like that very thing. Urinal cakes, they're called. Try fucking eating them, though.Also like windows onto the Caribbean sky.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:16,
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I reckon your constitution could probably handle one of those things, actually(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)
I met the ninth dwarf the other week in a pizza placeEver so bad-tempered.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:27,
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You met the tenth one: Spazzy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:33,
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How many of the little fuckers are there?They're worse than the Polish.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:39,
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There are 78 of them in all.All registered to vote in a 1-bed flat in Tower Hamlets.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:43,
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I think I've seen the one swipe mentionedin porn.
And what do they vote on? When you do the hoovering?
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:45,
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I didn't go for about 4 yearsfinally went along and got charged to be told what i already knew, that my teeth were fine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15,
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was your dentist wearing waterproof trouserswhilst formatting what he had for lunch into an excel spreadsheet and talking about REALLY great films?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:18,
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why do dentists always have really hairy arms?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:19,
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My old dentist, before I fired him for being aggravatingly superfluousalso had really hairy arms. I reckon they drink that stuff they give you to wash your mouth out with, as often they're one client after the next and it's the only liquid refreshment available.
Despite its pink colouring, it's fucking rammed with steroids. That'll be why all female dentists have huge, hairy, dangly balls, I expect.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:21,
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'Open wide Kroney, you wll feel a slight discomfort@(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:27,
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Tea bagged by a female dentist.That's only one of the reasons why I stopped going. On its own it's an inconvenience; taken with the other reasons, it's the straw that broke the camel's back.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:28,
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Saves you from having to wear those dopey specs they give youto stop the light shining in your eyes, though.
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eveningit's raining again and I'm very very tired.
I don't think I'd like to be a toothbrush. Or a mum.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:17,
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