Twang club on tour sounds like having a wank in your neighbour's garden shed.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They all get together and show each other their cocks.
It's not gay or owt.*



*It is.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)

you'll never get invited into the inner sanctum of twang club at this rate
OH COVENTRY !!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)

How come you've got bases in London, Manchester and Dublin*, but not Coventry?
Surely it's the next city on your list?

*Have I got those right?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

So! There's something wrong with wanking in your neighbour's garden shed?
Just askin' like. Nover actually done it. Not me, no siree.

On a serious note, twang club is a great get-together for people who like playing guitar. We swap (cue strikethroughs) techniques, tips (fnaarrr), we practice together and, above all, we have some beers and laughs.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

It sounds jolly good fun.
I'm just jealous.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Wanking in your neighbour's garden shed IS fun!
No. Wait, errm what I meant was...

Bugger.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)