all sex is paid for
just in different ways
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Right on sister.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)

just by holding a willy she'd get as far as Ghent I reckon

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Lick your lips and get maybe a Arriva bus.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:05, Reply)

I'll tell that to my other half
he gets all the sex he wants and can't even be bothered to take me on a day trip to Brighton.
(berk, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:06, Reply)

have you tried being better at it? or more attractive?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Fuck off back under your bridge, there's a good little troll.

(berk, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:08, Reply)

oi i was offering constructive advice
you'd have to be pretty shit at sex to not even be worth a trip to brighton peer
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)

I once went for a jog along the prom at Brighton
and an old man brandished his cock at me. It was most upsetting
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)

it was rude of me not to wipe it first, i'll admit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Her boyfriend is a small cocked racist.
Hes probably scared of the gays.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:30, Reply)

maybe he'd go if she told him the peer is white and very straight?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)

actually, its shaped like a big cock forget it
he's so far in the closet he'll have a fit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)

He should take her to the falklands and he can remember how great a country we are.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I am genuinelly baffled why she is still with him
I wouldn't even put up with a friend of mine being a massive racist, let alone my partner.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:36, Reply)

She's a mug,
This obviously sounds like I'm having a go at her, and I am. But it's tough love, stop encouraging peoples idiotic behaviour by putting up with it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)

It's not even like she's a massive Uggo
who needs to settle for whatever she can get, she's actually a really nice, pretty girl who could definitely do better.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)

I think we should do a poll to encourage her to date someone even slightly better.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Done it, it's on a new thread

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Bloody hell, Al
is that a compliment I see? Thanks!
(berk, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I've always thought you were one of the nice ones berk
and I've made no secret of it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)

my girlfriend has a tendency to be a MASSIVE RACIST
from time to time too, but at least she listens and understands and learns when i explain why what she said was wrong
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)