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Come on people, I have two hours to kill before I can leave for ooop north.Holidays?? who's going where?
Troll me.....do something, anything!!
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:27,
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Now your talking!!!(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:30,
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your fired for calling me 'quentin'also, that call we missed was our most important client mister umberdale
he's been caught in thailand with another underage rent boy, because of you he's already been executed
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Whoops, Soz Quentin.Er... Commiserations to his wife?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:51,
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I'm going to Romania in Augustwoop woop
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:29,
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Just remember the pretty ladies are only after a visa.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:29,
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I'm going to Norn Iron.Rain and low temperatures but in a different location.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:32,
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Yes! but little un gets to be spoiled rotten by grandparents.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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*blushes*Why thank you.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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This is lolwww.metro.co.uk/news/902164-legal-party-drug-benzo-made-teenager-run-naked-around-tesco?google_editors_picks=true
yeah right love it was all to do with the drug.
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I read that.It's ok because she drives a BMW.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:43,
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i'll be going home at some point over the summer to catch up with the cousins etcmaybe we'll get a speedboat out on como again, maybe we'll have a few of those awkward moments you always get where you think your cousin is attractive, like ross from friends did with dr christmas
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Say hi to George for me.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:51,
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I have 17 days holiday to take in the next 15 weeksand absolutely fuck all money to do anything with it.
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There was something on links that might helpI'll find it for you.
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Here you gob3ta.com/links/WOMEN_Fancy_a_new_way_to_become_a_prostitute
It looks legit!
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The woman has no hutzpah!(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:56,
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all sex is paid forjust in different ways
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:59,
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just by holding a willy she'd get as far as Ghent I reckon (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:03,
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I'll tell that to my other halfhe gets all the sex he wants and can't even be bothered to take me on a day trip to Brighton.
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oi i was offering constructive adviceyou'd have to be pretty shit at sex to not even be worth a trip to brighton peer
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I once went for a jog along the prom at Brightonand an old man brandished his cock at me. It was most upsetting
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:16,
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Her boyfriend is a small cocked racist.Hes probably scared of the gays.
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maybe he'd go if she told him the peer is white and very straight?(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)
actually, its shaped like a big cock forget ithe's so far in the closet he'll have a fit
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He should take her to the falklands and he can remember how great a country we are.(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
I am genuinelly baffled why she is still with himI wouldn't even put up with a friend of mine being a massive racist, let alone my partner.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:36,
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She's a mug, This obviously sounds like I'm having a go at her, and I am. But it's tough love, stop encouraging peoples idiotic behaviour by putting up with it.
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It's not even like she's a massive Uggowho needs to settle for whatever she can get, she's actually a really nice, pretty girl who could definitely do better.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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I think we should do a poll to encourage her to date someone even slightly better.(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Done it, it's on a new thread(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:50,
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I've always thought you were one of the nice ones berkand I've made no secret of it.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:51,
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my girlfriend has a tendency to be a MASSIVE RACISTfrom time to time too, but at least she listens and understands and learns when i explain why what she said was wrong
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I'm going to York for a long weekend in July.I'm watching Aliens at the moment
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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They look like your family.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:02,
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I'm going for a mid week break to York in July.Staying at the Guy Fawkes inn.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:04,
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Spain to see the famo tomorrow. My mum's currently going crackers because I'm staying in Newcastle til tomorrow morning now. She doesn't trust that I'll get down in time. Her worries are valid.
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That was the plan. But I just have too much to do. I have an open ticket but I can't travel between three and seven. Can't go later cos of the football, and I need to get a taxi home from Kings Cross and if I leave now it'll take years to get back to mine cos of rush hour traffic.
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there's probably a small window of opportunity in that hectic day of yours(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:02,
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You could just not watch the football,it'll be shit, and you know it.
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Yeah I could miss it. But I've already got into the mindset of leaving tomorrow. I'm really not that arsed about the football, truth be told.
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Hows this?www.b3ta.com/links/A_game_theoretic_approach_to_the_toilet_seat_problem
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 13:50,
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I was intending on having a quiet holiday in AugustBut then the lineup to Bloodstock got better, so I'm spending 5 days in a Derbyshire field instead!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:02,
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You could meet up with Clendrixand she could punch you in the face.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:04,
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I'm aware she doesn't like me anyway, so I think I'll give it a miss(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:05,
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Oh, but I'd love to hear her story about that time she met you at Bloodstock and punched you right in the face.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:07,
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the semen all over her smalls was eventually traced back to AA(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:13,
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This leaves open the possibility that she wouldn'tDoesn't seem very likely.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:07,
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Alright Alhow was Download?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:07,
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Hey BGB a belated happy birthday to you!(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:04,
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Swipey :Dthings going well?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:05,
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Just been to Menorca for a weekOff to York for the day/night on the 31st July (wedding anniversary) and most likely also a few days here and there. I need to book in an Aston Martin drive that I got for my birthday
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:03,
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Pfft! my dad would have let you drive his for nowt,(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:08,
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My Dad's Citroen doesn't hold quite the appeal(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:11,
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i am going to barcelona in a couple of weekscornwall in september
maybe new york in august
something unspecified in oct/nov
barbados at christmas
i can't troll you, you're one of the good ones.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:04,
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You are Judith Chalmers AICMFP(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:09,
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it's hard to tell over the sound of him gurning and biting his own tongue(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:15,
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this was me whistling innocently in case anyone didn't get itESPECIALLY LOCALBOY
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A sexually-frustrated Judith Chalmers, I'm sure.I heard she was a right filthy minx back in the day.
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According to my contract I have to take at least 5 days of my annual leave in one goTo do with money laundering, apparently - not taking a week off is 'suspicious behaviour'.
As if my wire fraud
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:09,
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money laundering my arseinterview paranoia, more like
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:15,
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I've also had to watch a money laundering presentation and do a test afterwardsQuite interesting.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:21,
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we have to do that every 2 yearsit's just not so much of an issue in litigation, but i always wonder who the hell volunteers to be a money laundering officer anywhere.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:26,
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Clients who overpay an invoice and then want the balance returned into a different accountthat sort of thing?
Also if they seem overly interested in the details of your regulatory reporting.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:30,
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Looks like he'll be easier to chase nowwww.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18455361
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:14,
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That's a shame. ...I met him a few years ago in Blackpool, seemed a nice bloke.
Why don't things like this happen to arseholes?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:19,
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what a prick Q, totally ruined this for everyone.fuck it, please delete this thread blousie.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:28,
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i've gazzed rob, he's always doing me little favourshopefully he'll delte OT and we can start again
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thank fuck!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:35,
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maybe it doesn't look right on a phone?different formatting or summat.
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it's a smiley with a little o for a mouth and two music notes, you big thread ruining preick(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:30, Reply)
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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i couldn't find any Alf asciiso have some fanfic instead
www.fanfiction.net/s/501924/1/Alfs_Lucky_Day_Outside
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titties!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:53,
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Ok but I have to lead.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:25,
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ok but your have to do it in your underwear.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:27,
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Works for me.If I tell you I've put half a stone on recently you may change your mind.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:33,
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nu-uh! I wann see that over the shoulder boulder holder.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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*Bums*In other news, my work colleague is a complete and utter cunt. One of our new starters messed up an nslookup- easy enough to do if you're 100% familiar. He sent them a long and drawn out snotty email on how to do it properly. I'm annoyed about it, the new starter wants to stove the twat's head in with a shovel.
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It's ok, I'm back from lunch. You can all start getting excited about the internet again.Wat gwan? Give me a round up? I could read the thread as it's not that big but OT's dead and it could use the post count boost.
Chompy: I am staying in Bucharest and Buzau. It's for my brother's wedding. The hotel's about a tun per night, the flight's about a tun-fifty, but you have to factor in the cost of bribing the police officers to not arrest you for various sub-crimes relating to walking around whilst being foreign.
Blousey: The local pretty girls are all EU citizens so can make the effort to come over here to marry me for a visa. The ones that stay home are obviously too lazy to be the vacuous sex objects I demand in my partners. Nothing's a bigger turn off than a woman having "opinions".
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:36,
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That's a bit too rich for me,even though it's apparently cheap once you're there.
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I can well believe drinks etc are cheapit's not a rich country. But, aforementioned bribery.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:46,
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Funnily enough I have no opinion on that.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:43,
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You just got 10% hotter(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:43,
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As I'm starting from zero, it's not much of a percentage.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:44,
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My Mexican lunch was fucking nom(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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Hey BlousieTesco are trying to get me to join their wine subscribers thing. I'm half tempted but can't decide whether my initial case would be New World Reds or Old World Reds. Which way would you go?
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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I would go with what ever is going to get you drunk the fastest.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:46,
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New World(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:48,
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I'd say Old Worldbut honestly, there's great stuff from all over the world, you're not going to lose whatever you choose.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:50,
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Agreed.Although I've always preferred French wine over anything else. Especially beaujolais for some reason.
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I generally prefer Spanish(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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There's two Riojas and a tempranillo in the Old World setUnless it's top-end Rioja tastes to me like licking old leather.
Not that that is necessarily bad. Yes Mistress!
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:56,
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Got any Malbecs in there?Also, Italian wines are uniformly excellent.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:58,
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Two Rioja, a St Emilion, A Nero D'Avola, a Madiran and a Pinot Noir Shirazwhereas the New World has Cab Sauv, Pinotage, 2 Pinot Noirs, Malbec, and a Shiraz.
I'm leaning towards the New World, I admit.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:13,
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Looks like a good selection.In other news, I've just had one of the uber-geeks going on at me about something called Powershell. It's been a while since I've glazed over, smiled and nodded a lot.
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get some lager poofter(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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Fizzy piss(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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no thanks, I'll have the veal LOLOLOLOLOLOL!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:57,
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