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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just rememberedI will be going to the Central Ticket Office in Birmingham to sign a statement that:-
I am not Mr Zeoma Orlukwu.
Mr Zeoma Orlukwu does not live at this adress and never has.
I have not registered a vehicle (Ford Focus Zetec reg no BL05FNR)at this address under the pseudonym Mr Zeoma Orlukwu.
I expect this could take some time.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Yes but you ARE Mr Zeoma Orlukwu.'Captain Placid' is just a nom de plume, you oaf.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:15,
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Damn! Maybe I might be Zeoma Orlukwu*checks self*
Nope, I still seem to be the same guy depicted on my passport - a balding, bearded, overweight, middle-aged white bloke. I would suspect that Mr Orlukwu may not fit this description.
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