You're way too young to remember the internet
before I started my Work. It was an awful place, void of intellect, swarming with basic text websites. Since I started using it it has become faster and far more sophisticated. Plus, the amount of porn available has increased tenfold.

I don't require adulation, or fame. A knighthood would be nice. Just a little recognition, you know?
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I know the feeling.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Is it like a sneeze, but better?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Thank you Mr Bing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:09, Reply)

+tonight's gonna be a good, good night

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:50, Reply)

any old cunt gets a knighthood these days
so yeah, you should get one
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)

If you wouldn't mind emailing Liz, yeah?
Get it sorted right out.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)