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Unless you are some sort of music bore that rthread is fucking shitI have never owned a vinyl record, what have you never owned that people might be surprised at. no, I'm not surprised you've never owned deodrant.
alt: My wife's cousin is datintg some actor of telly and films, what is your tenuous link to the world of celebrity?
altalt: I saw Monty's car this morning, it had a sticker on the back saying "Zombie response unit" I loled HARD, bumper stickers eh?
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I know several actors off the telly and the theatre and that.PLUS someone off a Pot Noodle advert. I mmyself was on Casualty once. And The Bill.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:19,
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My mate is in Casulty right now, I think it is a right of passge for actors(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)
it used to be Grange Hill>Casualty>Eastenders>Shit Guy Ritchie filmI dunno what the process is now for english actors
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It most certainly is.I'm currently waiting for my shot at the big time (Doctors).
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:25,
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I think you're a right 'passage'(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:25,
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I'm going to go with 'FUCK OFF YOU KNOB' here.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:20,
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i do prefer this thread to monty'ssorry monty
EDIT sorry, meant barry
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:23,
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I have never owned a microwave, a blender or an iron.alt. David Tennant is my sisters husbands cousin.
Altalt. I had a flying spaghetti monster on mine. Like the christian fish, aren't I wacky!
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PhillieJoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:22,
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if you let me introduce my girlfriend to david tennanti'll tell you the 6 secret ways to get women in to bed the porn industry doesn't want you to find out about
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you'll have to let lady Q meet Ten to find outseriously, she went to the dentist in a dr who t shirt this morning
i've never seen her look so 'special'
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I think the chances are slim to none, seeing as he didn't even come to their wedding(
PhillieJoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:28,
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He is, he turned into Matt Smith 2 years ago.(
Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:30,
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nah, it'll be one of them fixed moments in time he can't change for some bollocks reason or otherthe sister-wedding snubbing bent prick
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This is almost as bad as Naked Ape and his cousin's wedding(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:37,
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My misses thinks David Tennant is weird lookingshe wants to fuck Jason Momoa
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PhillieJoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:39,
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I am some sort of music bore and I agree, that thread was shit.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:24,
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Alt: don't get me started.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:24,
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The Simply Red follow up single?(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:25,
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It has to be people we've actually heard ofnot grand Master kitten boots the rapper
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Your crippling ignorance is not my fault.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:28,
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Yeah manMaster Kitten Boots is my favourite MC
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:29,
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Like such greats as 'Elton John' and 'One Direction', yeah?(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:33,
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I have never owned a catMy plans for world domination must happen without one.
I have no links to celebrity at all (to my knowledge)
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:25,
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I saw Monty's Pub the other day. It was called 'The Old Cock'A friend of mine was in Casualty too. And Dr Who. She's now in the band Sweet Billy Pilgrim, as some of you will by now be very bored of hearing about.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:27,
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There's one by the Old Bailey as well.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:43,
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That's the one.I couldn't remember where it was, but I've not been to Highbury recently. I did walk through High Holborn at the weekend though.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:01,
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Alt: the missus is related to Stan Laurel.(
Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:27,
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Never owned vinyl? What are like seven years old or something?A famous Liverpool comic, (the name escapes me), from the seventies and eighties based his act on the fact my mum is German.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:27,
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We used to live in a pub and he did his act there before he hit the big time.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:30,
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Oh, does he post here often then?(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:31,
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He is one of the worst people ever to have lived.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:32,
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That's hardly my mum's fault.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:33,
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Apparently he was lovely and liberal until she turned him down, so I think it is.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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Everyone used to fancy my mum. She was a right looker.Unfortunately I take after my dad.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:36,
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She could have pushed him down your stairs(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:35,
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I must agree with this statement.Scouse, comic, well...just think the fat one, Tarbuck. God, what a wanker.
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Christ, 15 years with nary a thought and I've been reminded of him twice in a week now. The first time was listening to Jamie Carragher talking about 'The Geeermans'.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:30,
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It was more complex than that, you fokker.But not more complex than that.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:31,
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You arse.That wasn't Stan Boardman.
That was Roy Hudd.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:33,
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No it wasn't.It was Frank Carson.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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You know four Frank Carsons?No wonder you used to drink
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:37,
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Pretty much.that and talking about Fokkers as if pretending to swear.
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My brother has a 200 year old bed - BUT HE'S ONLY 41!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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wellyes, but my point is I have never had any need for vinyland had tapes, cds and now Mp3s
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My point is that you are well bent.And a spastic.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:48,
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I've never owned a deep fat fryerAlt: I'm friends with a girl whose sister is a fairly well known British actress. That's about it, really. Unless you count that I went to the same school as a few famous people?
Alt Alt: No.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:34,
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Northern comment is NorthernI don't know anyone with a deep fat fryer!
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I get accused of everything being deep friedSimply showing that it's not true
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:38,
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The actress in question is Lenora Crichlow(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:44,
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Who the juddering fuck is she?And lets remember I used to read Heat magazine.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:44,
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Dr Who, Being Human, Sugar Rush, etc(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:47,
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I can see the family resemblance, now!(
Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:50,
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No, I meant I've met the sister in question at a bash last year.I didn't know she was Leonora's sister until now.
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Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:40,
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A massive nobodyEven Kunt and the Gang put 25 times more results on google.
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PhillieJoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:48,
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Mind you she has 10 times what I doso shes 10 times more internet famous than me
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PhillieJoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:50,
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AND AA has 13 times as many results as Lenora CrichlowMaking him 13 times more internet famous than his own tenuous fame link!
Can I have your autograph?
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PhillieJoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:52,
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AAAAAAAAAAAANDif you put Philliejoe in to google images it bring up a picture of AA in the top row making him so internet famous that he is encroaching on my minor internet fame
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PhillieJoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:00,
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I have never owned a single piece of Star Trek memorabilia, nor a single recorded episode.Alt: I am a great, great grandnephew of Stan Laurel.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:35,
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Very rarely.Despite being single. I am extremely unattractive.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:39,
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I still don't get it.Edit: Oh, that reply. Is she? Cool.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:47,
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Via some convoluted route, yeah.(
Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:56,
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Now there's a coincidence!(
Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:40,
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I liked Stan Laurel.The way he scratched his head whilst crying was amusing.
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I own a ww2 bomb shelter/pillboxthis has nothing to do with the question but I thought I'd better mention it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:37,
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I've earmarked it as accommodation for the Olympics, as it comes under one of the Olympic Boroughsi'll squeeze the whole load of forrins into it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:40,
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You should clean it upand play your games of Warhammer in it. That'd be well cool.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:48,
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One of 'Naf Nafs' earliest creations(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:41,
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Do you really?That's fucking well cool.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:41,
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Yer, 18 inch shuttered concrete stuck down the end of a garden in walthamstowi presume it's only still there cos it'd have taken a week to jackhammer it apart
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:46,
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That is well smart.In fact it might even qualify as 'smart garfunkel'.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:47,
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There are quite a few dotted around the Outh East, often by rivers and canals(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Guildford's surrounded by them and tank traps of various types.Because it is right in the middle of the best route from the south coast, through the South Downs, to London. You get bored of making dakka-dakka-dakka noises after a while.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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Nakers has got South Downs.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:57,
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And North Downs.East and West too, probably. The fucking cripple.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:57,
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He is like a veritable compass of Downsitude(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:01,
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I'd just like to say that I think this is seriously cool.How did this come to be? What do you do with it? Where is it? And why?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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came with a place, fuck all, walthamstow, luftwaffe and fear of invasion(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:48,
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There was one in my nan's back gardenTo be fair there was good reason for her to fear invasion from the Luftwaffe.
It was never as exciting to play in as I hoped it would be.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:00,
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A guy I knew used to live in a housewith a bomb shelter in the back garden. It must have been a Fifties era one, as it was concrete and wired for electricity. I reckon it was a fallout shelter.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:44,
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One of my brother's colleaguescollects old military vehicles, he has armoured cars and quite possibly an amphibious one.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:50,
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My best friend when i was growing up had a chap living next door with 3 tanks!we would go and play "armies" but the owner was mean and had a vicious dog, so we often had to leg it.
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As I understand it.He has about half a dozen different vehicles from WWII. His wife detests them.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:58,
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He should try bedning her over one with the engine running and doing her up the shitpipethat'd change her mind
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I'm afraid it's just not working out.You're going to have to leave the internet.
I wish you well in your future career.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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I was going to recommend that,but then I thought he'd only come back as a fucking zombie so that would be somewhat self-defeating.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:56,
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You have to be bitten by a zombie to come back as one.I'd have thought you would know better.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:57,
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Not true, Frankenstein's moster was technically a zombie and he wasn't bitten by anything"They're tungstan tipped screws!"
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No he wasn't.He was a reanimated corpse and nothing whatsoever to do with Haitian voodoo.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:00,
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No, it can also happen if you've been bitten by 'the dull fairy'.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:59,
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you are the Queen of meanunlike Tangled's wife who is the Queen of Steam
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Fuck me the Smashing Pumpkins are fucking whiny shit aren't they.Should I ask the guy in the office playing them to turn it off or should I just wrap a chair around his stupid fucking face?
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PhillieJoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:03,
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How the fuck should I knowI only know its them because of Billy Corgans stupid fucking voice
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PhillieJoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:15,
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The latter. It's for his own good.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:08,
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And then after that he should ask him nicely to turn it offPoliteness costs nothing.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:09,
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Hahaha!Well that's you off Monty's party list.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:11,
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I have never owned a pair of high heeled shoes or a bikini.Unsurprisingly.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:09,
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I get them to stand on their own nuts.(
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