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Unless you are some sort of music bore that rthread is fucking shit
I have never owned a vinyl record, what have you never owned that people might be surprised at. no, I'm not surprised you've never owned deodrant.
alt: My wife's cousin is datintg some actor of telly and films, what is your tenuous link to the world of celebrity?
altalt: I saw Monty's car this morning, it had a sticker on the back saying "Zombie response unit" I loled HARD, bumper stickers eh?
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:17, 165 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I have never owned a vinyl record, what have you never owned that people might be surprised at. no, I'm not surprised you've never owned deodrant.
alt: My wife's cousin is datintg some actor of telly and films, what is your tenuous link to the world of celebrity?
altalt: I saw Monty's car this morning, it had a sticker on the back saying "Zombie response unit" I loled HARD, bumper stickers eh?
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:17, 165 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I know several actors off the telly and the theatre and that.
PLUS someone off a Pot Noodle advert. I mmyself was on Casualty once. And The Bill.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)
PLUS someone off a Pot Noodle advert. I mmyself was on Casualty once. And The Bill.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)
My mate is in Casulty right now, I think it is a right of passge for actors
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)
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it used to be Grange Hill>Casualty>Eastenders>Shit Guy Ritchie film
I dunno what the process is now for english actors
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I dunno what the process is now for english actors
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
It most certainly is.
I'm currently waiting for my shot at the big time (Doctors).
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I'm currently waiting for my shot at the big time (Doctors).
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:25, Reply)
i do prefer this thread to monty's
sorry monty
EDIT sorry, meant barry
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)
sorry monty
EDIT sorry, meant barry
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I have never owned a microwave, a blender or an iron.
alt. David Tennant is my sisters husbands cousin.
Altalt. I had a flying spaghetti monster on mine. Like the christian fish, aren't I wacky!
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
alt. David Tennant is my sisters husbands cousin.
Altalt. I had a flying spaghetti monster on mine. Like the christian fish, aren't I wacky!
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
if you let me introduce my girlfriend to david tennant
i'll tell you the 6 secret ways to get women in to bed the porn industry doesn't want you to find out about
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:24, Reply)
i'll tell you the 6 secret ways to get women in to bed the porn industry doesn't want you to find out about
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:24, Reply)
you'll have to let lady Q meet Ten to find out
seriously, she went to the dentist in a dr who t shirt this morning
i've never seen her look so 'special'
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:26, Reply)
seriously, she went to the dentist in a dr who t shirt this morning
i've never seen her look so 'special'
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:26, Reply)
I think the chances are slim to none, seeing as he didn't even come to their wedding
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:28, Reply)
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nah, it'll be one of them fixed moments in time he can't change for some bollocks reason or other
the sister-wedding snubbing bent prick
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:30, Reply)
the sister-wedding snubbing bent prick
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:30, Reply)
My misses thinks David Tennant is weird looking
she wants to fuck Jason Momoa
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
she wants to fuck Jason Momoa
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
It has to be people we've actually heard of
not grand Master kitten boots the rapper
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)
not grand Master kitten boots the rapper
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I have never owned a cat
My plans for world domination must happen without one.
I have no links to celebrity at all (to my knowledge)
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:25, Reply)
My plans for world domination must happen without one.
I have no links to celebrity at all (to my knowledge)
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I saw Monty's Pub the other day. It was called 'The Old Cock'
A friend of mine was in Casualty too. And Dr Who. She's now in the band Sweet Billy Pilgrim, as some of you will by now be very bored of hearing about.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)
A friend of mine was in Casualty too. And Dr Who. She's now in the band Sweet Billy Pilgrim, as some of you will by now be very bored of hearing about.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)
That's the one.
I couldn't remember where it was, but I've not been to Highbury recently. I did walk through High Holborn at the weekend though.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)
I couldn't remember where it was, but I've not been to Highbury recently. I did walk through High Holborn at the weekend though.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Never owned vinyl? What are like seven years old or something?
A famous Liverpool comic, (the name escapes me), from the seventies and eighties based his act on the fact my mum is German.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)
A famous Liverpool comic, (the name escapes me), from the seventies and eighties based his act on the fact my mum is German.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)
We used to live in a pub and he did his act there before he hit the big time.
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Apparently he was lovely and liberal until she turned him down, so I think it is.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
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Everyone used to fancy my mum. She was a right looker.
Unfortunately I take after my dad.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Unfortunately I take after my dad.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:36, Reply)
I must agree with this statement.
Scouse, comic, well...just think the fat one, Tarbuck. God, what a wanker.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Scouse, comic, well...just think the fat one, Tarbuck. God, what a wanker.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Christ, 15 years with nary a thought and I've been reminded of him twice in a week now. The first time was listening to Jamie Carragher talking about 'The Geeermans'.
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It was more complex than that, you fokker.
But not more complex than that.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:31, Reply)
But not more complex than that.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Pretty much.
that and talking about Fokkers as if pretending to swear.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)
that and talking about Fokkers as if pretending to swear.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)
wellyes, but my point is I have never had any need for vinyl
and had tapes, cds and now Mp3s
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
and had tapes, cds and now Mp3s
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I've never owned a deep fat fryer
Alt: I'm friends with a girl whose sister is a fairly well known British actress. That's about it, really. Unless you count that I went to the same school as a few famous people?
Alt Alt: No.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Alt: I'm friends with a girl whose sister is a fairly well known British actress. That's about it, really. Unless you count that I went to the same school as a few famous people?
Alt Alt: No.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Northern comment is Northern
I don't know anyone with a deep fat fryer!
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I don't know anyone with a deep fat fryer!
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I get accused of everything being deep fried
Simply showing that it's not true
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Simply showing that it's not true
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Who the juddering fuck is she?
And lets remember I used to read Heat magazine.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
And lets remember I used to read Heat magazine.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
No, I meant I've met the sister in question at a bash last year.
I didn't know she was Leonora's sister until now.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:40, Reply)
I didn't know she was Leonora's sister until now.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:40, Reply)
A massive nobody
Even Kunt and the Gang put 25 times more results on google.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Even Kunt and the Gang put 25 times more results on google.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Mind you she has 10 times what I do
so shes 10 times more internet famous than me
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
so shes 10 times more internet famous than me
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
AND AA has 13 times as many results as Lenora Crichlow
Making him 13 times more internet famous than his own tenuous fame link!
Can I have your autograph?
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Making him 13 times more internet famous than his own tenuous fame link!
Can I have your autograph?
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I have never owned a single piece of Star Trek memorabilia, nor a single recorded episode.
Alt: I am a great, great grandnephew of Stan Laurel.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Alt: I am a great, great grandnephew of Stan Laurel.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I liked Stan Laurel.
The way he scratched his head whilst crying was amusing.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
The way he scratched his head whilst crying was amusing.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I own a ww2 bomb shelter/pillbox
this has nothing to do with the question but I thought I'd better mention it
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
this has nothing to do with the question but I thought I'd better mention it
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I've earmarked it as accommodation for the Olympics, as it comes under one of the Olympic Boroughs
i'll squeeze the whole load of forrins into it
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)
i'll squeeze the whole load of forrins into it
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)
You should clean it up
and play your games of Warhammer in it. That'd be well cool.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
and play your games of Warhammer in it. That'd be well cool.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Yer, 18 inch shuttered concrete stuck down the end of a garden in walthamstow
i presume it's only still there cos it'd have taken a week to jackhammer it apart
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)
i presume it's only still there cos it'd have taken a week to jackhammer it apart
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)
That is well smart.
In fact it might even qualify as 'smart garfunkel'.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)
In fact it might even qualify as 'smart garfunkel'.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)
There are quite a few dotted around the Outh East, often by rivers and canals
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)
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Guildford's surrounded by them and tank traps of various types.
Because it is right in the middle of the best route from the south coast, through the South Downs, to London. You get bored of making dakka-dakka-dakka noises after a while.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Because it is right in the middle of the best route from the south coast, through the South Downs, to London. You get bored of making dakka-dakka-dakka noises after a while.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)
And North Downs.
East and West too, probably. The fucking cripple.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
East and West too, probably. The fucking cripple.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
I'd just like to say that I think this is seriously cool.
How did this come to be? What do you do with it? Where is it? And why?
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)
How did this come to be? What do you do with it? Where is it? And why?
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)
came with a place, fuck all, walthamstow, luftwaffe and fear of invasion
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
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There was one in my nan's back garden
To be fair there was good reason for her to fear invasion from the Luftwaffe.
It was never as exciting to play in as I hoped it would be.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)
To be fair there was good reason for her to fear invasion from the Luftwaffe.
It was never as exciting to play in as I hoped it would be.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)
A guy I knew used to live in a house
with a bomb shelter in the back garden. It must have been a Fifties era one, as it was concrete and wired for electricity. I reckon it was a fallout shelter.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
with a bomb shelter in the back garden. It must have been a Fifties era one, as it was concrete and wired for electricity. I reckon it was a fallout shelter.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
One of my brother's colleagues
collects old military vehicles, he has armoured cars and quite possibly an amphibious one.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
collects old military vehicles, he has armoured cars and quite possibly an amphibious one.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
My best friend when i was growing up had a chap living next door with 3 tanks!
we would go and play "armies" but the owner was mean and had a vicious dog, so we often had to leg it.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)
we would go and play "armies" but the owner was mean and had a vicious dog, so we often had to leg it.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)
As I understand it.
He has about half a dozen different vehicles from WWII. His wife detests them.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)
He has about half a dozen different vehicles from WWII. His wife detests them.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)
He should try bedning her over one with the engine running and doing her up the shitpipe
that'd change her mind
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)
that'd change her mind
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I'm afraid it's just not working out.
You're going to have to leave the internet.
I wish you well in your future career.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
You're going to have to leave the internet.
I wish you well in your future career.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I was going to recommend that,
but then I thought he'd only come back as a fucking zombie so that would be somewhat self-defeating.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
but then I thought he'd only come back as a fucking zombie so that would be somewhat self-defeating.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
You have to be bitten by a zombie to come back as one.
I'd have thought you would know better.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
I'd have thought you would know better.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Not true, Frankenstein's moster was technically a zombie and he wasn't bitten by anything
"They're tungstan tipped screws!"
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)
"They're tungstan tipped screws!"
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)
No he wasn't.
He was a reanimated corpse and nothing whatsoever to do with Haitian voodoo.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)
He was a reanimated corpse and nothing whatsoever to do with Haitian voodoo.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)
No, it can also happen if you've been bitten by 'the dull fairy'.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)
you are the Queen of mean
unlike Tangled's wife who is the Queen of Steam
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)
unlike Tangled's wife who is the Queen of Steam
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Fuck me the Smashing Pumpkins are fucking whiny shit aren't they.
Should I ask the guy in the office playing them to turn it off or should I just wrap a chair around his stupid fucking face?
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Should I ask the guy in the office playing them to turn it off or should I just wrap a chair around his stupid fucking face?
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)
How the fuck should I know
I only know its them because of Billy Corgans stupid fucking voice
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I only know its them because of Billy Corgans stupid fucking voice
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
And then after that he should ask him nicely to turn it off
Politeness costs nothing.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Politeness costs nothing.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I have never owned a pair of high heeled shoes or a bikini.
Unsurprisingly.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Unsurprisingly.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
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