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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why would you bother deleting that piece of shit thread?
Alt: I don't know. The worst thing you've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:40, 105 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Is that where it's gone?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Fucking hell, I spent ages writing those hilarious stories and never saw the responses.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Because it's 'lolarious', I assume.
The hilarity is killing me.

Alt: Possibly the fat ugly one from X-Factor with her knockers out.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Alt: I saw you a couple of weeks ago, I think that has to be it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Fuck off, Sirius
I hiked the sexiness quotient of that table by a good 4%
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:46, Reply)
That is sadly true.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Well it did have the internet's angriest homunculus sitting at it.
A lad's got to do a lot of work to overcome that millstone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)
His rage actually warps the air around him.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Whose thread was it?
I saw that video of the guys killing that guy with the screwdriver and hammer. That was grim. Oh and I once went to a bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:45, Reply)
err what?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:46, Reply)
some russian guys murdering people with hammers and screwdrivers
up to you if you want to google it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I think I'll give it a miss.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)
nah not really
years agop my gf and her friend watched someone get beheaded with a knife, i told them not to, but they didn't listen and regretted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)
WITH A SPOON!!!?!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)
that would have been even worse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Was it Ken Bigley?
I saw that too
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:55, Reply)
nah this was about 8 years ago, some arab chap
so not so bad by all accounts
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Whenever I see his name
I sing his name in my head, to the tune of Blackstreet's r'n'b smash 'No Diggety'.

Just thought I'd share that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:58, Reply)
i heard about them, but decided that seeing them wasn't as worth it as curiosity something

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I dunno why but I can't help but watch
I saw that recent one with the icepick dismemberment guy, oh that crazy guy that killed himself over Bjork was fucking weird too.

What the fuck is wrong with me eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)
where to start eh?
Did the video show the murder or the dismemberment?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)
It showed him alive then showed him dead being stabbed with an icepick
and then showed the dismemberment, necrophilia and cannibalism. Sleep well.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Gays eh? What are they like

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)
It was Swipey ex

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:53, Reply)
and you watched?
a man shagging a dead man...?

i'm beginning to see Mrs Joe's point
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)
You're a bent cunt?
Just a guess based on your posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)
wILL YOU BE AROUND AT 7?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)
PROBABLY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Then I will drive over.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)
GOOD IDEA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Fuck you Sirius!
I am never ever being nice to you again!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Soz Phil. SOZ, OK?????

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Too late
Your post is now the worst thing I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)
You've never seen Kroney's hideous French face, have you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Did you see that photo of me that swipe
put up with a very similar title to this?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Nope.
This is just independent corroboration here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Fake Barry was the OP, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)
and Al does have a history of deleting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:49, Reply)
as does CQ, it was CQ

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I can smell his 'tache from like 1000 miles away.
That wasn't See Queueueueue. No way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Barry is CQ?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:55, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:59, Reply)
but I'm definitely I can't remember who i was suposed to be
Bob?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:00, Reply)

NO
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)
that's what battered and that lot said
i'm definitely you, apparently
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Nah. I thought I was you?
Or am I CQ?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:03, Reply)
You are Edmund

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Ah, I see.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:06, Reply)
did you know that nickelback are called nickelback
because their mate worked at starbucks where a coffee cost $1.95

so customers always left their change as the tip? ie a nickel back
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Are you a big fan of Canada's biggest Jesus fronted rock band

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:07, Reply)
I have a facial tattoo of all their lyrics.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:08, Reply)
never made it as a wise man, never made as a poor man stealing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:09, Reply)
That's on my left nostril.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Barry's favourite song

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:14, Reply)
i wanna be great like elvis, without the tassles
hire a couple bodyguards who love to beat up assholes
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)
oh well i'll just delete my account and kill myself then
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:07, Reply)
I think it's best.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I am your father

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:08, Reply)
-15 truth
YOU LOSE THE SHIELD OF AZANGOR
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:17, Reply)
fucking hell, i made that word up and googled it just to see
whaddya know, WoW has a real thing called that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:17, Reply)
It's almost like that kind of pathetic shit is easy to come up with or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:18, Reply)
i banish you to the realm of borzingalla!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)
CQ.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)
no, you're CQ
i'm Kroney
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)
That's right, I'm a sleeper alt.
Me with my four figure user number. Planted early, way early, for a dramatic lol-worthy reveal at some point in the distant future.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:09, Reply)
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
you've been here forever, man
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:10, Reply)
I'm probably not an alt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)
You slowly licking a frozen trud whilst being noshed off by Paul Gadd and Paul Potts, who have been surgically stiched together to make an opera singing nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:45, Reply)
No, Ape. The worst thing you've ever *seen*
Not the worst thing you've ever thought of whilst masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)

worst sexiest
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)
You are a frozen 'trud'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Evening OT
Have I missed anything today?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Barry is CQ
Monty is Edmund
Swipe is Bert
I am Rodney King
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I wish you were.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:06, Reply)
here?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:07, Reply)

i THINK He means dead like Rodney King.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:08, Reply)
nah, why would he say that
It's not very friendly
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Thanks.
I'll now have the music from the 80s public information film 'Learn to swim' in my head all night.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Rodney King Damo Suzuki
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Apparently I'm Quinten's alt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:13, Reply)
i meant i was your alt
tbh i just said the first name i saw on screen

soz, me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:14, Reply)
I feel like Treebeard.
HOOMHOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This thread is rubbish
I'm going to read the popular page and pretend the posts on there came from a brilliant thread.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Heh, I'm going to have been here for ten years next month.
I need to go out and get a fucking life.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:19, Reply)
The second point is true but not necessarily a consequence of the first

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:21, Reply)
click

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Ten years
Wow.

You should put together a compilation of your best posts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)
where will he find 5mins in his busy Star Trek schedule?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)
I remember when all this were /board
and my last decent post was in 2006.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:26, Reply)
HAHAHAHAH LOSERRRRR
Just the 8 years, 5 months and 11 days for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)
yeah, I've got until next March for my 10th b3taday

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Really, such an achievement of failure would be an appropriate reason for a LOLB4SH
but I really can't be fucked with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)
you mean your not popular enough for anyone to bother

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is exactly the reason.
I'm so alone. Hold me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:32, Reply)
Maybe you'll get a special icon

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)
A 'D-con' or a big 'L'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:34, Reply)
Any closer to deciding
On a venue for the Sept bash?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:37, Reply)
I favour the function room of the Griffin on Leonard St in Arseditch.
It should be free, and it's not hard to get to.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:42, Reply)
ITV on saturday night
Due to a miscalculation my tea mostly seems to be teriaki cabbage :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)
you are going to have sweet and sour farts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)
I don't understand how you'd evern get teriyaki cabbage
in a teapot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)
a good point well made

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)
there's a hole in the top where you put stuff in
duh
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)

fellatio lols.

Teriyaki cabbage sounds nice, though. Needs moar meat. And chips, probably.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)

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