QOTW drinking game
Seeing that several of us like to get drunk in front of QOTW, I thought we should discuss the rules for a QOTW drinking game. I've come up with a few rules. Suggestions for more rules are welcome.

Take some sips of your drink if you see any of the following (the number in brackets is the number of sips to take):

+ A story that's just a reference to one or more pervious QOTWs (2)
+ A story in which the author plays the role of the antagonist in an other story (4)
+ Any reference to Wednesday, 4pm (2)
+ Any other reference to the 'sacred calendar' (3)
+ A pun (2, +1 if it's good)
+ A length joke (1, +2 if it's funny)
+ Poster annoys you (3)
+ Replier annoys you (4)
+ Two posters flirting with eachother (1, +1 for each additional poster joining in the fun)
+ Someone mentions goats (1)
+ Someone mentions cake (1)
+ Someone mentions something involving goats and cake (3)
+ Someone whingeing about the current QOTW being crap (2)
+ Someone announces that the postcount of a thread has reached a numerical milestone (1, +1 if it's not a base-10 number)
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:33, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd be pissed
within three minutes, going by the usual chat threads on here!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:39, Reply)

Oh dear
*applies for liver transplant*
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:43, Reply)

@Al
*Binges*

*Annoys the government*
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:53, Reply)

can i object a little bit
that most of you are doing the getting drunk in front of the QOTW while I'm still at work. While my boss *is* away, i still think it might be a bit obvious if I started chugging vodka at my desk...

:)
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:22, Reply)

Yay
Indeed!

This time next week will be my last day at work.

I may be sick with excitement.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:32, Reply)

I think I got drunk just reading the rules.

( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:18, Reply)

Nice one al
* gets drunk on a single post *

* wishes he could click 'I like this' on replies by vomitting so hard on the button it gets pressed by the force of the vomit stream *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:00, Reply)

^
eww
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:23, Reply)