alt: it was all fine until...
the butler in the buff turned up. the bride - who is a drama queen, but in her defence had been drinking all day - disliked this turn of events. and made her preferences known to the bridesmaids ("YOU'VE RUINED MY HEN DO!") and to the butler ("YOU LOOK ABOUT 12. AND YOUR ARSE IS TOO SMALL. (it wasn't))
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:22, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Strippers
Classy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)

there was no cock action
just a man in an apron with a bare chest and bum serving sandwiches and drinks. i'm not going to lie to you, i wouldn't have chosen it, but there was no need to be rude to the poor man and make a fuss!

plus he drove there in a brand new TVR. clearly there is some money in having a buff bum.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)

TVRs haven't been manufactured for several years, so it can't have been a new one.
You fucking idiot.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

oh i don't know
i didn't see it myself. the bridesmaids ran in and reported it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)