Your job's like mine, to fix stuff that's broken.
If you pour water (or in your case 6 litres of cider) into a machine, chances are you're going to break it. You can fix it and educate the user, but it doesn't stop the user being a fucking idiot.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:14, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'd be pissing like a racehorse after 6l of cider

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)

6 litres is more than the amount of blood you've got in your system.

( Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)

12 pints innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:20, Reply)

No, it's nearer ten and a half

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Fucking pussy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:23, Reply)

There is an element of idiocy, but we've all been twats, noone is perfect.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Not even Craig or Peter?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Perfectly stylish

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)