when you shit out of your eyesockets
call teh doctor
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:08, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've squeezed one out so hard, sleep came out of my tear ducts once

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:09, Reply)

l h
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:10, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:10, Reply)

I read a story recently about
someone who ejaculated a small tiler who then proceeded to tile their body and eat sandwiches. I don't think it was true
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Was he bonny?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:12, Reply)

imagine i had a good response
about this guy spaffing a tiler at his missus who gets tiled and thus there is a total eclipse of the tart. It's not good, but it's too hot and muggy today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:18, Reply)

Falling apart^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Wat? how revolting

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:12, Reply)

How will I be able to find the phone with my Poo Eyes(tm)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Get it ready
you may need it at any moment
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Isn't that in Wales?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:12, Reply)