Nope. None. Never
I am SO hungover. Send help.
I was that drunk last night i got in a taxi and forgot where I lived, so had to get out and walk.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:11, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

i woke up somewhere strange once
panicked like a mo'fo. i had no idea where i was, but there was noone there with me. and my legs were completely dead below the knee, like someone had smashed them or amputated them.

turned out to be my own spare room. and because i'd passed out horizontally across the bed, my legs had gone numb where they were hanging off the edge. twat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Alcohol is a cruel mistress

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:15, Reply)

I once woke up in a bush (no not that sort)
That was literally 4 steps from the exit of the pub and just but as I had fallen in from the stairs I was completely hidden
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:16, Reply)

I once struggled to climb the stairs to my room so slept in the hallway on a pile of golf clubs.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:19, Reply)

I was so pissed once the lady had to get out of bed and come help me,
Because I started crying when I couldn't get my boots off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:22, Reply)

You know you've had a proper heavy night when you wake up in bed with your shoes still on.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I once woke up naked in bed but still with a pair of DM's on
How the fuck I got my jeans off is still beyond me
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:26, Reply)

haha.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:28, Reply)

hahaha
I like this
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I once woke up after a heavy night to find my tongue had actually dried out completely
It was like a strip of leather. I literally had to hold it under the tap to soften again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:30, Reply)

If you forgot where you lived
How did you walk home?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)

I just couldnt remember the address. I knew where it ws but couldnt give directions

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:15, Reply)

That is a very rare form of special

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Mid week drinking is for winners.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Doesn't feel like it is. :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Well you didnt have to drink so much did you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Lightweight.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:24, Reply)

beermouse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:28, Reply)

I am fucking not.
Im a Geordie, dammit.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Can you be gay anda Geordie too?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:40, Reply)

dur

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:44, Reply)