Sockpuppet accounts - how many do you have, and why?
Are they annoying, loltastic or just for bullying other posters?

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:54, 68 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

None
Alt: None
( Peej, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:55, Reply)

Never had one
Although I'm neither a prolific nor lolwaki poster, so never got round to it.

They can be funny. Bollocks Parrot was probably my favourite.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:56, Reply)

alt: If you're paying.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:57, Reply)

i had one for posting on /talk when it was still worth it
then i used it to nick al's name and he begged for it back. now i can't remember what i called it after yielding up althegeordie, or what the password was.

mostly they are annoying, but some are good. there was a /qotw a while ago about "how much money have you carried" and someone signed up as "the queen" and just put "none". that made me lol.

alt: just had raw nuts and a cheeky mini slab of rocky road, so probably nothing until italian nacho time, baby.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:59, Reply)

None.
On another forum I created 'Sheriff John Bunnell' and threatened any posts with any hints of minor illegal activity with jail. That was fun for a bit.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Oh and on our test system at work I used to create accounts under the name of Terry Nutkins.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:01, Reply)

None apart from Gary Cranley, Gayham Angrily, Tim Stilton and BeatsWork obviously.
The parody accounts are usually lol for a short time
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:03, Reply)

None, ever
Mostly annoying though Police Dog was good

Alt:
I'm stuck in Google training. KILL ME NOW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Alt: "do you need to find some information on the internet"? Use Google
Ok training done
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Pretty much, yes
Though this is Google Drive, Docs, Sheets, etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Alt "would you like an email address that isnt hotmail"? Try Gmail

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Alt "need to store something on a cloud server" Try Google Drive

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:11, Reply)

+ stealing everyone's personal data?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Google Plus stuff?
They haven't seen fit to give us any training. Just a shit conference call with the most boring American I've ever listened to. I came off that call knowing less than I did when I started.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:11, Reply)

It is quite clever, it must be said

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:27, Reply)

It is.
I have plenty of theoretical knowledge, but no actual access. Bloody global IT pricks.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:33, Reply)

The only thing I've used docs/sheets for is compiling lists of things like music/books/films etc at work that I can retrieve from home.
And ingredients lists so I can work out what I need to pick up from the shops on the way home from work.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:16, Reply)

I liked InternetLawyerMan for a time
Monty Boyce and Richard McBeef were funny for a while but I think stunned needs to retire them now
( Peej, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)

ZING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:08, Reply)

I've got a spare account that I occasionally use.
It's last outing was as Jacques Fromage.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Nope - I have another account but I can't remember the password or what email I used to set it up
Alt: Dunno. I'm fairly sure I bought some kind of greasy meat from a street vendor last night but I'm not sure what. It certainly was in a hurry to leave this morning.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:09, Reply)

We bolted for a McDonald's last night.
Slipped out nice and smoothly.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Trap 1 is now cordoned off with hazard tape

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:22, Reply)

I waited until I got into work
after all that "who cleans the bog?" talk.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:34, Reply)

Your bird is very nice
Meatsnake's head was just about at tit level on her, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:43, Reply)

That's good of you to say so.
She enjoyed herself.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Nope. None. Never
I am SO hungover. Send help.
I was that drunk last night i got in a taxi and forgot where I lived, so had to get out and walk.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:11, Reply)

i woke up somewhere strange once
panicked like a mo'fo. i had no idea where i was, but there was noone there with me. and my legs were completely dead below the knee, like someone had smashed them or amputated them.

turned out to be my own spare room. and because i'd passed out horizontally across the bed, my legs had gone numb where they were hanging off the edge. twat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Alcohol is a cruel mistress

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:15, Reply)

I once woke up in a bush (no not that sort)
That was literally 4 steps from the exit of the pub and just but as I had fallen in from the stairs I was completely hidden
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:16, Reply)

I once struggled to climb the stairs to my room so slept in the hallway on a pile of golf clubs.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:19, Reply)

I was so pissed once the lady had to get out of bed and come help me,
Because I started crying when I couldn't get my boots off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:22, Reply)

You know you've had a proper heavy night when you wake up in bed with your shoes still on.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I once woke up naked in bed but still with a pair of DM's on
How the fuck I got my jeans off is still beyond me
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:26, Reply)

haha.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:28, Reply)

hahaha
I like this
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I once woke up after a heavy night to find my tongue had actually dried out completely
It was like a strip of leather. I literally had to hold it under the tap to soften again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:30, Reply)

If you forgot where you lived
How did you walk home?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)

I just couldnt remember the address. I knew where it ws but couldnt give directions

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:15, Reply)

That is a very rare form of special

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Mid week drinking is for winners.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Doesn't feel like it is. :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Well you didnt have to drink so much did you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Lightweight.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:24, Reply)

beermouse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:28, Reply)

I am fucking not.
Im a Geordie, dammit.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Can you be gay anda Geordie too?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:40, Reply)

dur

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:44, Reply)

no
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(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:12, Reply)

None, I have changed this account name a couple of times but always change it back
I just cant be bothered TBH.

some can be good briefly and as someone said Police Dog and Bollocks Parrot made me laugh

Alt, eatin's cheatin'
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)

I had one to hold my name during lol seasonal name lols.
But I've no idea what it's called or the password for it.
I was also bald monkey.

I liked Bollocks parrot, and police dog.

Alt: suicide.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)

I'm enough of a prick with this account.
Battered has at least four accounts. I have the user numbers and everything.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:21, Reply)

'm enough of a with this account Battered has at least four accounts. I have the user numbers and everything. like to suck a nice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I prick like to suck a nice?
Doan gedit
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:30, Reply)

you got it wrong
it's

i, prick, like to suck an ice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:49, Reply)

yhgcciym, yaafc

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:31, Reply)

dtp

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:33, Reply)

delete this please

(Good evening. Good evening., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:22, Reply)

it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:23, Reply)

None, although I have been accused of being Rory and Pookie Bear before.
Lunch will be tea and a Kitkat. Predictive text shows Kitkat as Jurist.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:22, Reply)

None.
Dunno.
alt: Dunno.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:33, Reply)

(^(^;;^)^) *Bites synapse*
None.
Dunno
alt: Dunno
(^(^;;^)^) SILENCE MAMMAL! YOU ARE TEAM SPIDERS SOCKPUPPET ACCOUNT! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
(^(^;;^)^) NOW FETCH US SOME CURDS AND WHEY!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:36, Reply)

DING IS DEAD!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:49, Reply)

HUN DAN! Shush it you Evil Ginge.
OUR INCOHERENT GOLDEN BUMMED GODDESS WILL RETURN TRIUMPHANT!
*Dogeyes*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:57, Reply)

EVIL GINGE????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:01, Reply)

I call it like it IS.
I'm LOVELY like that.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:05, Reply)

but it's BROWN
BROWN BROWN BROWN GODDAMMIT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:20, Reply)

^^^having a right turn

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:23, Reply)