Why on earth are you going to penrith

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:38, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Centerparcs innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:39, Reply)

Don't forget to takeyour family.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:41, Reply)

I did forget the suitcase last time so it is possible

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:44, Reply)

Did all sorts of hilarity ensue?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:47, Reply)

The suitcase single handedly defended the Cow house from a couple of inept burglers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Yer
It was really funny. I had all my gear in a separate bag but nothing for wife and kids. That went down really well and ended up with spending £120 in Sainsburys
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:52, Reply)

I dont see how sandwichs would help the situation
even if you did buy a lot of them.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:56, Reply)

haha
Every little helps.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:58, Reply)

It couldnt hurt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:03, Reply)

depends how close to their sell by date they were
I imagine a stale tuna mayo could take someones eye out if thrown hard enough
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Did they move it from Temple Sowerby?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:11, Reply)

One assumes that sporters is merely using the nearest large town as reference

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:13, Reply)

I'm trolling FFS Bonzers.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:19, Reply)

not very well though a better one would have been sherwood

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:27, Reply)

Ah well, I was trying to be geographically precise you see.
Saying Sherwood would have made me look like a dick. Well, more of a dick.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:28, Reply)

^dick^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:44, Reply)

^upset^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:52, Reply)

nah, your hideous face* and hairy keyboard mashing knuckles make you look like a dick
*i have no idea what you look like, but let's keep up the scottish bullying and say the abandoned scorched love child of rab c nesbitt and the loch ness monster
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Well, really.
I might have to mention this on QOTW - once I get a hold of myself.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:11, Reply)

^Not a euphemism for wanking*
*on this occasion
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:12, Reply)