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I was there when sausagegate broke, and I've read way too much about pizzagate, any other gates I should know about, so I can join in? And dogfingeringgate too of course.(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:13, 137 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I have no controversy or drama, sorry(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:15,
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The Gate is a terrible pub in NewcastleIts full of orange people
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:20,
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I shall avoid it if, god forbid, I ever go to Newcastle (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:21,
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I really wouldIts like a load of pubs all in one place. Started out nice but remembered it was too close to the Bigg Market
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:22,
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More a complex innit. Restaurants and cinema in there too. (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:25,
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sounds ghastlyYou'd love it, with your council flat origins
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:26,
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Jay is more a pink triangle man, I'd wager(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:31,
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i thought his dislike for the pink triangle was what drove him to his current deviant lifestyle(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:32,
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Both are vile.I like the bars round central station or Jesmond
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:34,
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Central is a good crawlNot really been out in Jesmond much
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:35,
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and you would, with your lavish colourful chinos?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:36,
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absolutelyIt is entirely populated with public school uni students, Newcastle has overtaken Bristol as Rupert's Uni of choice.
I think they like the irony
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:38,
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Central University of North Tyneside(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:33,
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I think he'd fit right in round there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:38,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:39,
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I had a decent sized lunch but I'm still hungry.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:19,
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Me tooima get me some chocolate
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:20,
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i was in restaurant the other daywhere the ice cream was toblerone studded vanilla and chocolate ice cream scoops with warm melted toblerone sauce
i quite fancied a bit of that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:30,
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Not even a flicker on my "surpriseometer"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:31,
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at least i could have eaten it without missing my gaping gob and dropping it on my bent trousers(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:32,
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Our chef is doing a nice dessert or 'pudding' menu, the one they have is a bit limitedat the mo.(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:40, Reply)
I ordered a hot chocolate from the vending machine.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:22,
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I had chicken, leek, and vegetable piewith peas and chips. I am no longer hungry.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:38,
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I'm looking forward to PUBGATE where your hopes dreams and finances are destroyed and you have a 'foam helmet eppy spazz out' on here and we all laugh at you and create sockpuppets to lampoon you.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:26,
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Serious question:Why is the current landlord leaving?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:30,
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*checks spreadsheet*Retiring after running the pub for twenty years
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:33,
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Shed gate. And /talks dildogate.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:47,
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baldmonkey stole Two hat's wife's dildo then punched a hole in the wall(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:51,
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It was just the length it went on for, And how many people believed it. Although if you ask them now they were "playing along"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:57,
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I've been playing along with the story that frog is in a rl relationship with swipe.(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Which is a shame, I think. I was totally suckered by it.But then I am occasionally capable of laughing at myself and not taking the internet terribly seriously.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:12,
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Oh yeah, I was on board until about 3 days on when twoey let me in on it. I guess bald monkey having had prior episodes irl (fork gate, the wedding saga) that it wasn't totally unbelievable.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:19,
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It was wonderful to behold. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:49,
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See above. Fake fall out of 2 rl chums online over stolen dildo and wall punching. Very well executed, many fell for it. Lols ensued.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:58,
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nono lols ensured. precisely zero lols and fucks were given.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:59,
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I have one hour and fifteen minutes left at workThen I'm going home to eat teryaki and drink beer. Tomorrow I'll be convoying to Penrith
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:28,
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I have 30 minutes before I have a pint, then I'm cycling home and 129-7 yessssssssss(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:30,
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At this rate it'll be finished before you blow the froth off(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:32,
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I have 24 on my tablet at the moment(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:37,
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I did forget the suitcase last time so it is possible(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:44,
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The suitcase single handedly defended the Cow house from a couple of inept burglers (, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:50, Reply)
YerIt was really funny. I had all my gear in a separate bag but nothing for wife and kids. That went down really well and ended up with spending £120 in Sainsburys
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:52,
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I dont see how sandwichs would help the situationeven if you did buy a lot of them.
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depends how close to their sell by date they wereI imagine a stale tuna mayo could take someones eye out if thrown hard enough
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One assumes that sporters is merely using the nearest large town as reference(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Ah well, I was trying to be geographically precise you see.Saying Sherwood would have made me look like a dick. Well, more of a dick.
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nah, your hideous face* and hairy keyboard mashing knuckles make you look like a dick*i have no idea what you look like, but let's keep up the scottish bullying and say the abandoned scorched love child of rab c nesbitt and the loch ness monster
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:53,
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Well, really.I might have to mention this on QOTW - once I get a hold of myself.
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Im feeling better now, thanks for asking.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:07,
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Nope.Some lass at work has a boil on hers and keeps showing people.
I politely declined.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:15,
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OI SWIPE:twycrosszoo.org/red-heads-go-free-on-august-19th-to-celebrate-world-orang-utan-day/
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:16,
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YEAH WELL I'M DONE WAITING FOR YOUR TRAIN THREADSo I done did my own thread
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:39,
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