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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i'm not denying that they are great petsbut they are working dogs, and a bit too clever for their own good. if you don't train them and give them lots to do, they get bored. and they KNOW they are being naughty.
source: next door neighbour had border collies that i loved a lot. they were fucking well trained. you could put a lamb chop right next to them (and i did, because i hated it, and i got reet bollocked if i got caught by my mum), and they wouldn't touch it until you said so.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:04,
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they sound like they were great pets then...better than having a red setter rummaging through your bin bags
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:08,
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they wereapart from the time one of them came round with the owner and i was penned in at the kitchen table as i had refused to eat my pork chop and peas. the dog smelled it and came in all happy. she was thrilled with my pork chop. i was thrilled to get rid of the nasty thing. she was less thrilled with my peas. but she was so obedient that she ate the lot. every time she tried to slink away, i said, EAT! and she did.
then she wandered into the lounge and yakked the lot up over my mum's feet, totally busting me.
the red setter thing was not funny, is not funny, and never will be funny, damn you to god, amen.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:12,
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