yeah, explosion in your pants more like
punch and judy show for tangles. because no electricity.

alt: begin again. most surprisingly of all, trout pout keira knightley was actually doing her own singing. i quite liked it. frog was unimpressed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:45, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Well, if frog didn't care for it I'll cross it off my list
Do want to watch Under the Skin at some point, and Lucy comes out later this month. *rubs hands on thighs*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:51, Reply)

you'd have loved me a minute ago
my mouse stops working for no good reason, so i turn the computer off and on again. nothing. ring IT, thinking "bring me a new mouse" is hardly a difficult request. surprise surprise, nothing. no reply.

so i unplug and replug the mouse. and it starts doing something REALLY weird, the icon is blinking so fast it's giving me epilepsy. can you guess what the problem was, when IT finally picked up the phone?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Yes, I can

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Christ you are bored if you're trying to instigate some IT CHAT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Breast resting on the CTRL key?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:18, Reply)

not a million miles off, as it happens
stupid fucking cables. but that wasn't the original problem. turning the twat off and on again fixed that. stupid fucking computers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:21, Reply)

It was a (semi) serious answer
as it was the cause of issues for a lady I had to deal with once, she had one of those adjustable height desks and when raising it the edge keys (such as CTRL and ENTER) would sometimes catch on the underside of her chesticles, causing odd things to happen to her computer.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:26, Reply)