one of my favourite clients just sent me this, i love him, he reminds me of my dad
Thanks for that darlin', I'll be sorry to miss you in September you light up the room when most of the woman I know these days just light up a fag!

how nice is that?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:18, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

#AfterSomething

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:23, Reply)

Sounds like a prick

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:25, Reply)

he's lovely
at least, he was my favourite client before he retired. he looks like father christmas.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:25, Reply)

I hope he leaves you money when he dies soon

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:26, Reply)

unlikely
he's got 4 kids and about 24 grandkids
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:32, Reply)

I need a kebab today btw

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:33, Reply)

you can have a kebab
i will pick it up on the way home if i'm late - waiting for america to call me with instructions at the moment :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:34, Reply)

Oh good idea I hadn't thought of that!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:35, Reply)

You get beer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Do you trust her enough to get the right meat/sauce/salad combo?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:37, Reply)

Mixed/chilli/all

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Mixed Large chicken
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:39, Reply)

I like the lamb from ours

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:39, Reply)

+ eaten with a spoon

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:39, Reply)

poon traw
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:40, Reply)

spoon garlic press
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:45, Reply)

sauce on the meat, in the pitta pre meat addition, or on the salad?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:39, Reply)

It'll be wrapped so in a tub

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:40, Reply)

+e

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:40, Reply)

falafel on salad
eaten with a fork
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:40, Reply)

No, no, no.
That's yoghurt
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:41, Reply)

I trust the kebab shops menu

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Mixed grill, grilled halloumi, garlic sausage, chips

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:46, Reply)

no more chips
after the massive box of chips on wednesday. salad instead. the rest is fine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:58, Reply)

But muuuuuum!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:04, Reply)

Get your own chips

( Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:04, Reply)

Haha!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:10, Reply)

Worst. Feminist. Ever.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:26, Reply)

He wants some hot swipe action

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:31, Reply)

he's 70!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:32, Reply)

Hello!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:32, Reply)

he lives in essex
they don't have a pier, sorry
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:33, Reply)

mr b3th is 70 next year.
I can't help feeling I ought to do something special for it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:34, Reply)

anal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:35, Reply)

I'm thinking
white water rafting, bungee jumping, paintballing...
Anything that gets the heartrate up, basially.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Anal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Preferably when he least expects it

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:38, Reply)

PROSTATE CHECK!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:39, Reply)

Like he hasn't had enough of those!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:40, Reply)

15" of black rubber says he raises an eyebrow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:41, Reply)

+ with a decent run-up

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Cremation?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:38, Reply)

The pier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:40, Reply)

Our work passes get us 10% off at the pier.
It's all paid access these days, you know. You have to wear a wristband and everything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:42, Reply)

you have a classy pier
ours is being revamped. Or was when I last looked at it about a year ago
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:46, Reply)

what about a fancy spa hotel place?
this one is amaaaazing:

www.scarlethotel.co.uk/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:46, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:34, Reply)

Perhaps you're on his bucket list...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:34, Reply)

Fuckit list

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:35, Reply)