i have a problem with one of these things

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:30, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yeah, you ent fat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:31, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:31, Reply)

I've just given away some beetroot and tomatoes
I'm like the Robin Hood of Newcastle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:35, Reply)

m like the Robin Hood of Newcastle ve realised that the down side of growing your own fruit and vegetables is that all of a sudden you've got far more fresh food than you are capable of eating, ripe and ready to go all at the same time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:40, Reply)

Actually, it was because I'd forgotten to buy spirit vinegar

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44, Reply)

to buy spirit vinegar that tomatoes are disgusting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:45, Reply)

I can't see them ever taking off as a fruit, perhaps they should try rebranding them as a vegetable

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)

The first batch I made a tomato, garlic, onion and basil sauce out of
I'll use that on pasta or pizza bases. Second batch made some Spanish style chicken dish and the third lot will go into some soup at the weekend
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:51, Reply)

hmmmmmmmmmm, ok
your story checks out
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:59, Reply)

KEYWORD: COOKING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:00, Reply)

bit gay

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Have you sent off that cheque for £91 yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:31, Reply)

he should have just arranged for his pay to be funnelled through his soon to be ex wife's account

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:33, Reply)

They take it out automatically the robbing cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:34, Reply)

I got a £458 rebate and have banked it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:41, Reply)

I got £12.50 back on my old tax disc!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:42, Reply)

WIN!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Not really, it's hardly worth driving into town to pay it in.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44, Reply)

If only there was a company that could move pieces of paper around without you being there
that you could use for a small fee of around 70p
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Aw can't I just email it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:05, Reply)

When will you stop needing those?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:43, Reply)

I stopped needing it when I got my new car, that's why I sent it back for a refund.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44, Reply)

New car?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:45, Reply)

lentil wagon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:46, Reply)

A RED lentil wagon

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Do you have to soak it in clean water for a day before driving

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:54, Reply)

i fucking love lentils
tasty little twats
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Stop thinking about my tasty little twat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Sorry, I don't eat meat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:04, Reply)

meat fish
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:13, Reply)

1st october

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:52, Reply)

In that case I currently have the last tax disc I will ever need

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:54, Reply)

*No tax disc fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:00, Reply)

*fives*

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:02, Reply)