Ok, don't tell anyone
but I've grown some actually fairly good weed in my garden. In my garden!!! And assuming the whole batch comes through ok, I'm going to have loads.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:41, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)

And where is this garden?

( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:43, Reply)

www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/getting-high-8ft-cannabis-plants-7837102
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Behind my house obvs

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Front garden would be a bit too obvious

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:51, Reply)

It would, really
The police knocked my door a little while ago about a disturbance in the street (nothing to do with me, promise). I was praying that they wouldn't ask to come in because I had a bag of weed on my sofa that I was working my way through.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:55, Reply)

You know they could smell it, don't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Nah, I'm safe
No one smokes weed in surburbia, right?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Good work, I'd love to be self-sufficient in this respect.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)

I have to be honest, I put in very little effort
just a little bit of research as to what to do next. So far so good. It's not the most powerful weed I've ever had, but the price is right.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)

It's really very easy to grow, isn't it?
Just don't get caught, yeah?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Yes, there's a reason they call it weed
And I'll try x
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)

If you don't give me half your weed I'll call the police and get them to backtrace your OT posts and arrest you
I'll also tell them you have kiddy porn hidden in your house so they trash it looking for it.
( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)

That's pretty mean sprirted
Why would you do that?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)

because he wants half your weed
i think the motivation is reasonably clear, here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Well he could just ask nicely and maybe I'll share it
Why is everyone out to screw each other over these days?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Most of the time he is happy
He's a weedo
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:04, Reply)

I'll screw you over big time if you don't hand over half the weed.

( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:13, Reply)