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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For some reason I've been as chilled as a Hindu cow since I woke up on Saturday
It's most likely a brain tumour, mind you. When did you last feel totally different or have a different mindset?

Alt:
Best/Worst thing you've made to eat? My chilli was rather lovely, as was Sunday's roast beef.

AltAlt:
Win of the week/Fail of the week
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:59, 237 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I wanted to go upstairs and headbutt the head of finance earlier, but I'm all chill now, brah.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:01, Reply)
I managed to get 5.5 hours of overtime on Saturday from a site who didn't listen to me
It took me about 10 mins of actual work
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:06, Reply)
I wanted to finish a complaint letter with the words 'now fuck off you thick cunt', but then I realised that being politely rude is much more effective.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:03, Reply)
Now you know how the rest of us feel.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:04, Reply)
I had an ex member of staff who now works at one of our sites fuck things up royally the other day
Actually being able to call him a "fucking stupid cunt" over the phone is rather pleasant
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)
this twat is a euromillions winner who doesn't understand commission.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:11, Reply)
My own twat is a short tongued, balding fuckwit whose head appears to have been used as a speedramp

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:21, Reply)
is he me?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:23, Reply)
I don't believe you to be short tongued
Not from the feeling on my anus, anyway
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:24, Reply)
A period of serenity is the first symptom of Ebola mate.
You'll be bleeding from your eyeballs before the weekend, no mistake.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:03, Reply)
Lets hope so!

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:04, Reply)
It's a bit like chicken pox.
Best to get it out the way, and then you're immune.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Got it, boss

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Dozer is asking if you collect stamps

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Dozer says sorry for being a dull prick

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)
could somebody accuse Baggenfock of paedophilia for me plz?
Ta.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Yo Kroney
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2391121
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:06, Reply)
I stopped hating all women when my first child was female
Alt. Not this again! Best - Ten Course Japanese meal Worst - Your Chilli.

AltAlt Fails tooo many fails. Like the two students who walked up to a automatic door and when it opened had a conversation about how its the second time that happened today so they must have "the touch" and the fucking sign that says "Protect you're right to live in Falmouth" is still up! And the CEO of the uni (why they are called a CEO I have no idea) has had their human slaves go and reserve two of the cupboards in the Kitchen by sticking signs up saying "CEO's Office" on them. They are not the CEO's Office, they are cupboards.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:11, Reply)
I have noticed that toddler boys and much more annoying than girls

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:13, Reply)
no, you're just in that classic parent trap of thinking your own kid isn't annoying
if you'd had a boy, you'd think it was the other way around.

clue: ALL TODDLERS ARE ANNOYING.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Well yes of course
Boys seen worse though
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)
she doth protest too much me thinks.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)
You actually made a ten course Japanese meal?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:22, Reply)
yes

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Cool

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Can you elaborate?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)
No

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:50, Reply)
fair enough

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)
I've been feeling a bit dizzy all day, like when you first set out on a boat
Alt: I make many wonderful things, never made anything awful, disappointing maybe not awful.

Altalt: I am so loved at work they're subsidising my leaving lunch :)
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Sounds like vertigo.
It's really shit. You feel like you're a bit drunk all the time.


Do you have alcohol issues?
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:27, Reply)
I do
I have none
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Get doon the shop for some Eight Ace, Pet

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)
A bottle of Quirky Bird has my name on it for this evening
ima watch a shit film on Netflix and have a few glasses of red
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:29, Reply)
If you're looking for shit films
I understand Crans is your man.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)
I shall "tweet" his followers this minute

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Well, you've got a one in ten thousand chance of coming up trumps.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
"Coming up trumps" is a good weekend for Jason

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Coming Up Trumpton
Hugh, Pugh, Barney, etc....
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Sounds Bout right yeah
Pretty sure it s an anyurism
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)
I get it from time to time.
It's really distracting, but never usually lasts more than a week.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Since turning 28 a few weeks ago I've had heartburn several times.
Never really had it before. It's like my insides just knew.

The first time I followed through I didn't think I was ever going to be able to trust my arse ever again.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:18, Reply)
So you're a young person, they're few and far between round these parts

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)
He's still too old for faux college prep outfitters 'Jack Wills' mate.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:27, Reply)
You ok hun? You seen a little angry at the world

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
I'm always crangry, that's what I do.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)
25-28 were my golden years, women wise

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:23, Reply)
drink a glass of milk
problem solved
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:25, Reply)
I tried drinking milk but I still followed through :(

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Are you sure you're not pregnant?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Serious answer is serious
Since I changed my headwrong medication last year, I've been a lot less 'bloo bloo woe is me' and a lot more 'fuck you, you fucking fuck'.
It's actually rather nice not to care quite so much what other people think.

On the other hand, I'm still a fat mental headwrong, so life isn't that brilliant.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Thats a good thing though
People these days worry FAR too much about what other people think of them. I genuinely dont give a fuck. If you like me, thats very nice. If you dont like me, get fucked. As long as you can be true to what you think, thats the important bit
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:27, Reply)
^this.
Look after you and yours, and what other people think of you is their business.

#WeFirstAlways
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:29, Reply)
#lols
You watch it yesterday?
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)
That Tasha Yar's let herself go.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)
What the?!
Mind. Blown.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)
The older lady, with the long hair?
The matriarch type of the other group?
Yeah, that's Tasha Yar.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)
INORITE
You remember the first guy at the trough from the last series? Also, did you see the extra bit after the "NEXT WEEK ON THE WALKING DEAD"?
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Still at least you have many happy years ahead with your husband...

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Well, quite.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)
My new shoes came
So now my feet feel a bit different.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Slightly ashamed and sticky?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)
No, that's normal

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:41, Reply)
new shoes you say?
Feet you say?
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)
They all look so, umm 'comfortable'
www.ethicalwares.com/
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:41, Reply)
They are vegetarian shoes, but not from there.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2391406
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Pics plz

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)
You just want to make fun of me :(

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)
No I'm genuinely interested in your fashion choices

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)
no, seriously, pics plz

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)
see, you can be mildly amusing when you try

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)
I waznt tryin

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)
A Link will do if you are ashamed of your gnarly deformed feet from your barefoot lifestyle

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)


(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:48, Reply)
This don't seem to work on my apple brand tablet device or my work personal computer, is it a trick?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:50, Reply)
No, I Nakersed it.
Hang on.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)
This is the most exciting thing to happen today by far

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:54, Reply)
That floor could do with a clean.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Have you hacked Nakers pics from snapchat?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Only the cock pics

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:59, Reply)
And a wonderful new verb has entered the lexicon

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:55, Reply)
Mr Men shoes

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Are they made of rubber? They look weird

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Apparently they are made from 'Vegetan Bucky'
A hard wearing breathable microfibre that looks and feels amazingly like supple leather.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:00, Reply)
You actually bought vegetarian shoes? That were made in Portugal? For £69.95?
Woah
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Do you google everything I post?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:08, Reply)
I was interested to learn all about vegetarian shoes.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:09, Reply)
I have an inquiring mind.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:10, Reply)
LOOK ITS NOT WEIRD OKAY

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Nah, you're alright
If anything, I'm flattered.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Are they made of dogshit ?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Is that an 'ethical' material?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:58, Reply)
The white ones are rarely seen.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:00, Reply)
I knew you'd start bullying me if I posted it :(

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:59, Reply)
What's it like being sat there with a faint whiff of dried in dogshit?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:01, Reply)
It's alright once you get used to it

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:07, Reply)
The heel looks like it's been coloured in with a marker pen

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:59, Reply)
my boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:07, Reply)
At least he's a proper vegetarian you wannabe, where are your vegetarian shoes?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:09, Reply)
you want the half-flat to become totally vegetarian?
that can be arranged.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Good, might force you to get rid of some stuff.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Is she a hoarder?
I'm imagining piles of shoes and make up, books and old newspapers.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:13, Reply)
no, it's all in cupboards and drawers
there are books everywhere, but books are GOOD.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:14, Reply)
books are good

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:21, Reply)
i have 6 bookshelves of them from my dad's house that i will need to fit in somewhere at some point too
i might need a big yellow unit. hmmm.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:23, Reply)
I love a wall full of books, I will never succumb to a kindle and never throw away a book

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)
YESSSS! ME TOO!!!!
when i have a grown-up house, imma have a library and a dog. i don't care about the rest of it.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)
I hope I live on my own when I grow up too.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
To be fair it's all tidy and put away, just the quantity mate, it's insane

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:15, Reply)
AT LEAST MY SHOES AREN'T ALL THE SAME

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Most people can tell the difference between green trainers, black trainers, brown boots, tan boots and black Chelsea boots

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:17, Reply)
i'm busy bored today
yesterday i was super-efficient.

alt: i'm good at cooking simple stuff. meatsnake is getting a chicken rice casserole dish tonight. never tried anything complicated. worst had to be a sausage plait at school. vile. and i dropped it whilst getting it out of the oven, and made my family eat it anyway. mwahaha.

altalt: it's only tuesday.

WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I HAVE FOR LUNCH? NOTHING IS APPEALING TO ME.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)
I had three Vietnamese chicken wings with salad and some sort of picked radish thing

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
so knowing you are having chicken for dinner
you chose chicken for lunch?

carnivores are weird.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:50, Reply)
They were only small, I'm not full up apart from of snot and bile and blood

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Welcome to EboLa-don. I'll be staying away for a few months I think.
At least there might be a few property bargains to be had when it's all over.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:01, Reply)
No, we just like meat
Sunday dinner was beef, Monday lunch was beef, Monday dinner was beef and today was beef

Keyword:
BEEF
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:07, Reply)
sportscannibal

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:09, Reply)
nomnomnom

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:11, Reply)

www.edp24.co.uk/news/update_final_cow_found_dead_following_seven_hour_standoff_which_saw_marksmen_shoot_two_escaped_cows_in_norwich_1_3802976
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:18, Reply)
sad story
but you have to laugh at this:

Following the shooting, it [the cow] was described as “very angry” and “particularly motivated”.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:21, Reply)
*pours one out for fallen homies*

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:21, Reply)

hom bov
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:23, Reply)
\o/

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
+ Mc

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Do you eat chicken?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:06, Reply)
nope

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Hah, you're so whipped.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:11, Reply)
nah, i don't mind cooking meat for other people
i don't have any principles, not like tangles
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Dude, you're cooking a meal you can't eat.... plus you're working all day, proper long hours too.
I wouldn't take that if I was you, he's mugging you off. Tell him you'll make him an "Air pie and a walk around".
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:24, Reply)
homer simpson style "wait a minute....."

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)
S M R T

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Hah, it's not even a once-off.
Do it with salmon instead, salmon is basiclly chicken of the fish world.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:49, Reply)
HI GANG!!!
So busy today. Been drowning in date importing. it's good times for the RTA crew.
I only have a different mindset when Im pissed off. usually Im my lovely mellow, happy self. Even when talking to you pricks.

Alt. I do a lovely Beef Rendang. I cook loads of lovely things.

altalt. Saturday date night/ Busyyyyyyy
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Hi jaysums, where do you stand on Superdry and Jack Wills clothing retailers ?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:51, Reply)
So I deleted my facebook cos its annoying and it reckons Al and Gonz will miss me
Ha!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Have you considered deleting your account here?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:56, Reply)
I'm waiting until I am ready to kill myself
Besides, this place would be shit without me.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:58, Reply)
How will you do it?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Pastie carrot overdose?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Dunno what that is sorry

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Now it just shows you as this :(

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:58, Reply)
Hey, I know that guy!

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:07, Reply)
Why'd ya do that?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Because it really is shit.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:16, Reply)
But what am I going to do? You pay me a resonable amount of my daily attention quota.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:22, Reply)
You're already payed enough facebook attention without me

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Not nearly enough ! I sometimes have posts with no replies/likes !

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)
I just made a [cheese'n'ham rather than garlic butter] kiev, put it between two slices of bread with ketchup.
And you know what? It fucking rocked. I want another one.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:13, Reply)
isn't that just a croque monsieur??

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Nah', I think they call it a gordon-blur. I think a Croque Monsier is a egg'n'cheese sandwich.
I'm not 100% sure it's a gordon-blur though, 'cus I take it out the packet when I put it in the freezer.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:20, Reply)
a gordon blur?
amazing.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:22, Reply)


(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)
That looks oddly 3d

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Haha

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Haha

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
click

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
It's just occurred to me that I'm going to work in a hospital,
And there is ebola is happening.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:14, Reply)
gingers are immune from normal diseases
you'll be fine
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:17, Reply)
as willl you

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:18, Reply)
why?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:22, Reply)


(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)
WINDY IS OVER THERE

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Hello.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
I think it only affects Africans

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Well that's good.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)
I think the gays can get it too.
Or is that just the AIDS?
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Where is it happening?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Africa.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:25, Reply)
And where is the hospital you will be working in?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Not on Africa.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Probably have a few African nurses though

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Oxford is full of peace types that go abroad to help people I foreign countries.
One of them is bound to bring it back.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)
There is no such thing as Ebola, it's all a conspiracy by Big Phama and CDC to cover up that the MMR vaxine causes autisim.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:21, Reply)
There is a theory out there that ebola and the rise in popularity of the Africa cup of nations
Is a long winded white supremacist plot to kill a bunch of darkies.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:25, Reply)
I reckon it'll all amount to nothing.
I'm pretty sure more people die from a lack of clean drinking water.

io9.com/the-anti-vaxxers-are-spreading-ebola-conspiracy-theori-1645815265?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
if MMR gives you autism
What the hell did they inject into your arse?
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)
Your mum's 12 inch rubber strap on, which she calls "Thor, the thundercock".
It's so big that it's even got a tiny little attachment cock that is also bigger than your dick.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)
hahahahaha!
ZING!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Clickin dis

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)
surely it's his arse that would be Thor?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Yeth

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
well that told him

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
ha!
However this still means you were on the receiving end
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Just take your defeat gracefully mate, I know you've been badly burnt but it will pass.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:41, Reply)

+c +ion
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)
IDGI and my eyes keep going blurry

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Defecation
It's a big word for pooing
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:50, Reply)
thx friend

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)
worst day ever, I may have to flounce
shall I

a: post scat porn
2: MS paint versions of poster's worst moments
iii) real neams and addresses
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)
f) ALL OF THE ABOVE

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Roughly this:
Post swathes of text from Dozers linkedin bullshit
Post real names, then delete them, then post them again, then request your name gets deleted and do this a few times over
Keep popping back to say that everyone but you is wrong and upset
Fail to realise and acknowledge the things you've done that may have made people think you're a bit of a knob sometimes
Scat porn
Gay porn
Say you want your account to be deleted but it hasn't been
Continue posting despite this claim
MS Paint modifications of peoples pics you've got from googling and stalking
DYAAKY
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)
We need a new Phsyco, Braggonsomething isn't taking up the bait.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)
dOCTOR bEST tROLL WILL EVENTUALLY GO MENTAL, YOU MARK MY WORDS

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:03, Reply)
lol caps!!

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:03, Reply)
This should be added to /FAQ

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Where does a badly drawn penis fit into this plot?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I had to google it too, "Centre for Desease Control".

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
WHO?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:34, Reply)
No, not the World Health Organisation
the Centre for Desease Control
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)
ttj

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)
No, not the Timber Trades Journal
the Center for Desease Control
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Just try not to have unprotected sex with any of the patients or corpses.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
You tell me this NOW?!

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
grapes adn coffee do not go together
Take heed gonz
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Yeh gonz take heed
swipes waiting about the bins to give it.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)
*Does a nod*
TBH, I'd rather it be that way 'round, than the other, an explosive bumhole is far less worst than an exploded colon.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Ok, don't tell anyone
but I've grown some actually fairly good weed in my garden. In my garden!!! And assuming the whole batch comes through ok, I'm going to have loads.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:41, Reply)
nice

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)
And where is this garden?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:43, Reply)

www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/getting-high-8ft-cannabis-plants-7837102
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Behind my house obvs

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Front garden would be a bit too obvious

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:51, Reply)
It would, really
The police knocked my door a little while ago about a disturbance in the street (nothing to do with me, promise). I was praying that they wouldn't ask to come in because I had a bag of weed on my sofa that I was working my way through.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:55, Reply)
You know they could smell it, don't you?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Nah, I'm safe
No one smokes weed in surburbia, right?
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Good work, I'd love to be self-sufficient in this respect.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)
I have to be honest, I put in very little effort
just a little bit of research as to what to do next. So far so good. It's not the most powerful weed I've ever had, but the price is right.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)
It's really very easy to grow, isn't it?
Just don't get caught, yeah?
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Yes, there's a reason they call it weed
And I'll try x
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)
If you don't give me half your weed I'll call the police and get them to backtrace your OT posts and arrest you
I'll also tell them you have kiddy porn hidden in your house so they trash it looking for it.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)
That's pretty mean sprirted
Why would you do that?
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)
because he wants half your weed
i think the motivation is reasonably clear, here
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Well he could just ask nicely and maybe I'll share it
Why is everyone out to screw each other over these days?
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Most of the time he is happy
He's a weedo
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:04, Reply)
I'll screw you over big time if you don't hand over half the weed.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:13, Reply)
this is quite cool
www.findproperly.co.uk/tube-map.php#.VD0qfVu9LCR
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:53, Reply)
I like that

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Oh Kroney =(
metro.co.uk/2014/10/14/this-man-has-had-sex-with-over-700-cars-yes-you-heard-correctly-4905491/?ito=facebook
(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Ballswagen

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:06, Reply)
*something about loving a bug*

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Hyundguy

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
He also said the encounters leave him "exhausted"

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:12, Reply)
He was 'CLUTCHING' on for dear life.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Some problem with the BIG END it seems.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:20, Reply)
And you thought that was bird shit on your car.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
If she does that then don't ask her out again

(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:23, Reply)

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