This sounds very scientific.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:03, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

it's just fact
no idea why. it's annoying. i can never have a drink before leaving for work, or i end up cross-legged in the taxi/tube/street.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:04, Reply)

it's psychosomatic
because you hate your shitdull clerical job
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:28, Reply)

i like my job
it enables oiks like you to get paid, have a roof over your head, have your wife get paid whilst she shits out your crotchfruit, etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)

how does your clerical work have any effect on me?
we haven't employed lawyers for over twenty years

edit: except the proper dullwits who do conveyancing ... but I'm not even sure I'd call those shysters clerics
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:42, Reply)

I've said it several times before she'll be useless in the forthcoming apocalypse.

( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)

no way
the flabby office drones will be an excellent food source during the nuclear winter
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:13, Reply)