Charity auction at work offering a signed Status Quo guitar
which has 1 bid so far. Christopher Biggins coming round your house and cooking you dinner has no bids yet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:38, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Stick me down for a tenner, for our Christopher.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)

£50 increments, which has put me off rather

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Fuck that then.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)

cooking you dinner noncing your kids
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)

I would deffo bid for Biggins

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)

There's also
"A week in the new, beautiful, ultra luxury Blue Lagoon villa in Virgin Gorda that sleeps up to 10 people (www.bvibeachvillas.com) between mid June and mid November 2015. "

Sounds right up Swipe's alley.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:02, Reply)

oooh yes
you bid for that, and frog, stunned, monty, me, cavy, jeff, rakky... we'll all be there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:13, Reply)

Bidding on that one starts at £450
I'll check back in just before the auction ends. But I suspect that'll be massively overbid by a director showing off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)