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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am here for you bbz
dailycoffeenews.com/2014/10/22/swiss-company-feels-real-bad-for-putting-hitler-on-its-coffee-creamers/
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dailycoffeenews.com/2014/10/22/swiss-company-feels-real-bad-for-putting-hitler-on-its-coffee-creamers/
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Yes yes it is
Or possibly its an article about a swiss company that feels really bad putting Hitler on its coffee creamers
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Or possibly its an article about a swiss company that feels really bad putting Hitler on its coffee creamers
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Fuck this place and its bloo bloo kiddie picture posting cry babies.
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Shambles reckons he didn't post pictures of Ringoffyre's kids in retaliation for RoF doing it to him.
Every time anybody mentions it he bloo bloos all over the internet. Pretty pathetic.
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Every time anybody mentions it he bloo bloos all over the internet. Pretty pathetic.
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yeah ... it's hilarious ahahaha
soz for being mildly sensitive about having pictures of my young kids posted on the internet by a psycho
it's totally well lol
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
soz for being mildly sensitive about having pictures of my young kids posted on the internet by a psycho
it's totally well lol
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I don't care to be honest.
Though you probably shouldn't have done it in retaliation. Loses you the moral high ground, see.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Though you probably shouldn't have done it in retaliation. Loses you the moral high ground, see.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:01, Reply)
I didn't
I'm not a psycho and I don't know if the fat mental even has kids
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
I'm not a psycho and I don't know if the fat mental even has kids
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All this bloo bloo deletion and weepy gazzing is definitely making you look good.
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shit ... and I really needed the respect of the sort of creepy prick who makes up this sort of shit and then wanks on and on about it for months
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Probably should have thought about that before posting pictures of peoples' kids, eh?
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When he says 'my', it's the ones he's kidnapped and keeps in his cellar.
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Now the pikey wife makes sense
That pension won't go so far when they hit puberty
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
That pension won't go so far when they hit puberty
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
Why would I need a pension? I have kids.
I won't die alone and be eaten by my cats.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
I won't die alone and be eaten by my cats.
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All bloo, unless you or me or any of the other cool people delete stuff it's always bloo
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Being one one of the cool people here is included on your cv swot analysis, isn't it?
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I doubt it, really it's a tongue in cheek term referring to those who enjoy annoying and taking the piss out of each other, not those who send weepy gazzes and delete stuff
HTH
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HTH
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My husbands father and brother already did that with acid for disrespecting the family.
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Know what you mean.
Someone called **** gazzed a mod reporting me for not using their real name.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Someone called **** gazzed a mod reporting me for not using their real name.
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Yeah me, I did it for the lolz. To be honest I really didn't expect anything to come of it, gutted.
Also, you can say Dave, it's not a secret you fanny
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Also, you can say Dave, it's not a secret you fanny
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He's well bad for that.
It's going to get him in trouble, some day.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)
It's going to get him in trouble, some day.
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How come he can still post on /talk ? I thought a banhammer was across the board?
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I'll be honest, I couldn't give a shit what did or didn't happen.
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me and mongy are sandboxed from upsetting the delicate folk of qftw
or more specifically the weepy shitmod of qftw
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or more specifically the weepy shitmod of qftw
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As an offshoot of qotw he shouldn't be posting here either, it's in breach of his autistic agreement. Someone should gaz teh modz
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I doubt they'd ban me for that when they didn't ban me for 'shopping people's kids into pthc grot and posting it on /board
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About time you came clean.
Doesn't it make you feel better?
I'm calling the police, by the way.
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Doesn't it make you feel better?
I'm calling the police, by the way.
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do you want me to find their number and address for you
I'm pretty good at that
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:03, Reply)
I'm pretty good at that
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Yeah, gonna take your advice, do a whisky tasting, see if I can grab some freebies tomorrow too.
Oh, fuck off tosser.
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Oh, fuck off tosser.
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you tosswank, I hope you go bankrupt then murder your wife and daughter before shooting yourself in the head while your shit pub burns to the ground.
😘
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😘
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Well really.
*goes all bloobloo and drops a hammer on the delete button*
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*goes all bloobloo and drops a hammer on the delete button*
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That is always one of lifes great disappointments when you see a fattie with small boobicles
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There is simply nothing more horrific than a bird who's belly extends further than her jugs.
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Except maybe a man who thinks looks count more than anything else
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alright, gran
have you got your tartan shopping basket next to you
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have you got your tartan shopping basket next to you
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No, it's mulberry
Your wife would have loved it, I got it in a secret sale, £200 off!
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Your wife would have loved it, I got it in a secret sale, £200 off!
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if only I'd married a desperate climber I'd maybe know what that meant
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
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ah well
at least you can afford to buy your wife a bartered down primark special
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:59, Reply)
at least you can afford to buy your wife a bartered down primark special
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romance? surprises? birthday? christmas?
go on, you can't be as joyless as you sound. get down to argos, they might have a sale on...
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
go on, you can't be as joyless as you sound. get down to argos, they might have a sale on...
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failed not to?
i've taken panicky precautions against it since i was 18!
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)
i've taken panicky precautions against it since i was 18!
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)
no need to be defensive ... it wasn't a criticism
posh handbags are almost as good as kids
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:28, Reply)
posh handbags are almost as good as kids
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hardly defensive
plenty of people make the choice not to have kids. they're the ones who look years younger and go on decent holidays.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)
plenty of people make the choice not to have kids. they're the ones who look years younger and go on decent holidays.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)
you have no idea what i look like
unless you're a really weird creepy stalker
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
unless you're a really weird creepy stalker
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this is hardly an anonymous messageboard after thirteen years
I doubt any of the regulars are more than two degrees separated
That's why the kiddie picture bants aren't funny
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:36, Reply)
I doubt any of the regulars are more than two degrees separated
That's why the kiddie picture bants aren't funny
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:36, Reply)
then you know i am hawt
sorry dude, your old mum comments make no sense
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sorry dude, your old mum comments make no sense
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yeah ... I'm sure in the shallow pond of humanities dorks you're probably a minor catch
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at least people dive into the humanities/social science pool
ain't nobody getting wet in the science department
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ain't nobody getting wet in the science department
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I'm sure they'll be a great comfort in your dotage
and the jewellery might even pay for a few weeks of food for the cat that you name as your sole benefactor in your will
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
and the jewellery might even pay for a few weeks of food for the cat that you name as your sole benefactor in your will
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i'm allergic to cats
your spreadsheet of stalking has let you down here
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your spreadsheet of stalking has let you down here
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Oh yeah he's the other one you did your weirdo creepy stalking on, Jesus man, you're dangerous
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You're going to be chucked like hot coals once your tits sag, big man.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
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I don't care about looks; just window dressing innit
Attractiveness comes from whether someone makes you laugh and has a brain, not from a six pack
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
Attractiveness comes from whether someone makes you laugh and has a brain, not from a six pack
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imagine being the lucky Pierre in a Manning/Dawson sandwich.
Go on. Imagine!
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
Go on. Imagine!
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I've seen a few larger cups and they have without exception been a disappointment.
Perhaps I'm just unlucky, who knows.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
Perhaps I'm just unlucky, who knows.
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A bit of hair dye wouldn't hurt, surely.
She ought to have some self-respect. Being ginger isn't the crippling disability it once was. Quick bit of Grecian in the shower and job's a good 'un. No shame, that one.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)
She ought to have some self-respect. Being ginger isn't the crippling disability it once was. Quick bit of Grecian in the shower and job's a good 'un. No shame, that one.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Somehow I reckon her millions will console her
Also she could be twice as fat and ginger, somehow I doubt she'd look twice at a group of sweaty internet
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Also she could be twice as fat and ginger, somehow I doubt she'd look twice at a group of sweaty internet
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Of course, there's that God-awful East End market trader voice of hers.
Ain't nobody getting the horn from having sweet nothings whispered to you by Mike Read's sister.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Ain't nobody getting the horn from having sweet nothings whispered to you by Mike Read's sister.
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the thing about genuine #ladbantz is that the horrible chav pricks who use it are generally having lots of awful teenage sex
whereas this lot ... not so much
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whereas this lot ... not so much
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That was kind of the point
A load of shuffling sweaty nerds nudging each other and going, phwoar would, Urgh wouldn't, about women who wouldn't touch them with someone else's minge
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
A load of shuffling sweaty nerds nudging each other and going, phwoar would, Urgh wouldn't, about women who wouldn't touch them with someone else's minge
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/095731485X/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?pc_redir=1414164814&ref_=pd_bxgy_b_img_z
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:35, Reply)
Charity auction at work offering a signed Status Quo guitar
which has 1 bid so far. Christopher Biggins coming round your house and cooking you dinner has no bids yet.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
which has 1 bid so far. Christopher Biggins coming round your house and cooking you dinner has no bids yet.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
There's also
"A week in the new, beautiful, ultra luxury Blue Lagoon villa in Virgin Gorda that sleeps up to 10 people (www.bvibeachvillas.com) between mid June and mid November 2015. "
Sounds right up Swipe's alley.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:02, Reply)
"A week in the new, beautiful, ultra luxury Blue Lagoon villa in Virgin Gorda that sleeps up to 10 people (www.bvibeachvillas.com) between mid June and mid November 2015. "
Sounds right up Swipe's alley.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:02, Reply)
oooh yes
you bid for that, and frog, stunned, monty, me, cavy, jeff, rakky... we'll all be there
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:13, Reply)
you bid for that, and frog, stunned, monty, me, cavy, jeff, rakky... we'll all be there
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:13, Reply)
Bidding on that one starts at £450
I'll check back in just before the auction ends. But I suspect that'll be massively overbid by a director showing off.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
I'll check back in just before the auction ends. But I suspect that'll be massively overbid by a director showing off.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
still 'between jobs'
I won £25 on an old lottery ticket this morning \o/
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I won £25 on an old lottery ticket this morning \o/
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platform is too old, new one next year wait for that or at least get the v12!
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good point, very handsome car, throw in a db4 zagato and we'll head to the South or France ma cherie x
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This time next week, we'll be laughing at all those povvos on the riviera.
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WHAT HAPPENED?!?
fucking hell, I can't leave you alone for one afternoon without hair pulling
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
fucking hell, I can't leave you alone for one afternoon without hair pulling
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Alright Jay, I'm up Manc tomorrow, at this.
www.thewhiskylounge.com/event/manchester-whisky-festival-2014/
Can I crash at yours tomorrow night?
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)
www.thewhiskylounge.com/event/manchester-whisky-festival-2014/
Can I crash at yours tomorrow night?
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)
I ent been to a whisky do in a while.
There's a rum one soon. Might go to that early doors and make a Leo of it.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)
There's a rum one soon. Might go to that early doors and make a Leo of it.
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I've never been to one, I intend getting royally pissed. There's twenty something to get through in an afternoon, without making a cunt of myself.
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Last time I went to one they gave me a nip in an oyster.
About 3 minutes later I was stood outside the whisky shop (this was in a Scottish village with a load of distilleries so the festival was spread out) emptying my stomach at about one in the afternoon. A passing car beeped it's horn.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:01, Reply)
About 3 minutes later I was stood outside the whisky shop (this was in a Scottish village with a load of distilleries so the festival was spread out) emptying my stomach at about one in the afternoon. A passing car beeped it's horn.
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Yes. They gave out free ones with the event.
However serving the nip and the oyster together was the selling point as that one was supposed to go well with oyster, or some bollocks.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:09, Reply)
However serving the nip and the oyster together was the selling point as that one was supposed to go well with oyster, or some bollocks.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:09, Reply)
I think gonz has started making baby food, I'm currenty feeding child two with "RAspberry, spinach and greek yoghurt...
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