do you hate ryvita so much because your local lidl won't let your pikey wife haggle them down?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:33, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

good one
Only ... you know ... the stuff about you working twenty hour days in a clerical job and living in a flat in your forties is true

I mean ... you could take the piss out of my pizza oven or beard if you liked ... that might work better for you on account of them actually existing and that
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:36, Reply)

lol pizza oven cunt

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)

I know right?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)

What's wrong with living in a flat in your forties?
I lived in a 3 bed semi-detached for nearly 20 years. When I sold it I chose to live in a flat because FUCK GARDENING and the extra space is just more space that needs cleaning.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:05, Reply)

sheltered accommodation is a different thing, gramps

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)