did a carnie once keep your change on the waltzers?
you seem to have a bit of a thing about them
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:02, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

nope, it was just some french fishwife with hairy pits screeching about le BOGOF

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:04, Reply)

does this make sense? it's muffled by the fury of realising that you're spending a hundred hours a week doing typing and still living in a 2 bed flat

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:06, Reply)

terrible stalking skillz
the flat isn't at all small, and i don't have to pay for it, it was bought for cash.

now go and haggle on some venus or veet, there's a good boy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:08, Reply)

twenty hour days
lol
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)

sometimes, if it's necessary
i like to give clients a gold-plated service. it means they come back.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)

you don't have to justify your life choices to me
you have to justify them to yourself in twenty five years time when you look back on the waste of your youth

although conveyancing will all be done by machines in five years so maybe your second career will be less soul destroying
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:26, Reply)

bless you, it's quite sweet that you really have no idea

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)

I know enough that I don't have to work twenty hour days.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)

i was doing that a couple of weeks ago
for a £100,000,000 claim where an urgent high court injunction was needed on short notice.

you stick to your lonely little drawing board and i'll stick to my real life job with real people.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)

hey ... I've already said that nobody is judging you
you've decided that you value your all-too-brief existence so little that you'll spend it doing clerical work ... that's your choice
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)

i suppose i could take a few more drugs to make the kids think i'm cool

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)

I'm starting to feel bad about this.
Sorry. Didn't intend genuine upset.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:51, Reply)