Im feeling a bit rough today, to be fair.
Newcastle killed me.
How wild do you go on a night out? I was still doing shots when we hit the club :(

alt. Share a regaling tale from your weekend.
altalt lunch/food/pricks
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:41, 115 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Shit post mate

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)

Dunno who you are, soz.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:49, Reply)

That doesn't bother me in the slightest, or change the validity of my statement.
HTH
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:57, Reply)

I don't see you starting threads.
Just throwing your heft about in others'.

So get fucked.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:59, Reply)

^ upset

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:02, Reply)

well, who the fuck would post in a thread started by dreary mcfuckface?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:05, Reply)

I reckon at least ten people would remind him that he fucks kids.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:38, Reply)

one time I went to see Unklesounds and the pills were that strong that when I came up in the queue I started puking.
The night was a sweaty blur, all I remember is Cowgirl, Hand to Phone and GDMFSOB.

Walked back to my mate's gaff (about three miles) and then spent the next six hours smoking weed.

The five hour train journey home wasn't pleasant.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:46, Reply)

There used to be a rough club in newcastle called IKON
I walked into a lampost off my head on the way and was literally dripping blood from my face and they still let me in.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:50, Reply)

cool story

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:50, Reply)

as was yours, bro.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:51, Reply)

I have also once been to a nightclub and taken drugs.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:52, Reply)

I haven't. See below.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:53, Reply)

No more lonely nights (Never be another)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:54, Reply)

I can't do big nights out.
Being half blind and half deaf, I really have to concentrate to catch what people are saying in crowded, noisy places, and I can't do that if I'm too drunk. Plus, I've never tried anything 'medicinal', so that portion of the evening passes me right by too.

As you can imagine, I don't get many invites to go out. Which is ironic, because apparently I'm a 'fucking good laugh'.

Or it could have been 'fucking fat mess'. I'm not sure.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:52, Reply)

The latter, deaffo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Et tu, brutal?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Hahahahaha.
S'esly, you're an average larf.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Yeah, yeah.
Whatevs, Lurch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Ha! Yeah im like this too. People think Im being moody but really I just cant join in with the convo.
Im generally to be found on a dance floor anyway
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:56, Reply)

I try to avoid those, too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:57, Reply)

plastic screw on ears

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:59, Reply)

sometimes I have half a lager and lime as well as a sherry

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:00, Reply)

pikey as fuck

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:00, Reply)

did a carnie once keep your change on the waltzers?
you seem to have a bit of a thing about them
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:02, Reply)

nope, it was just some french fishwife with hairy pits screeching about le BOGOF

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:04, Reply)

does this make sense? it's muffled by the fury of realising that you're spending a hundred hours a week doing typing and still living in a 2 bed flat

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:06, Reply)

terrible stalking skillz
the flat isn't at all small, and i don't have to pay for it, it was bought for cash.

now go and haggle on some venus or veet, there's a good boy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:08, Reply)

twenty hour days
lol
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)

sometimes, if it's necessary
i like to give clients a gold-plated service. it means they come back.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)

you don't have to justify your life choices to me
you have to justify them to yourself in twenty five years time when you look back on the waste of your youth

although conveyancing will all be done by machines in five years so maybe your second career will be less soul destroying
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:26, Reply)

bless you, it's quite sweet that you really have no idea

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)

I know enough that I don't have to work twenty hour days.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)

i was doing that a couple of weeks ago
for a £100,000,000 claim where an urgent high court injunction was needed on short notice.

you stick to your lonely little drawing board and i'll stick to my real life job with real people.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)

hey ... I've already said that nobody is judging you
you've decided that you value your all-too-brief existence so little that you'll spend it doing clerical work ... that's your choice
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)

i suppose i could take a few more drugs to make the kids think i'm cool

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)

I'm starting to feel bad about this.
Sorry. Didn't intend genuine upset.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Basing you sense of self-worth on being able to afford middle-class luxuries
is not going to lead to a happy life in the long run.

HTH
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)

having a kid who smears shit on the walls is a sign of failing in pretty much every area of life
h T h
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)

That doesn't work

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)

try putting your finger under each word and reading it out loud
it might help you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)

nope

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:17, Reply)

ah well, you tried, and that's the main thing
anyway, anyone who says money can't buy happiness simply doesn't know where to shop.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:21, Reply)

handbags will never fully disguise the emptiness of your life

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)

just because you're working yourself to the aged bone with kids now doesn't mean they'll stick around

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)

I'm sitting in the park.
You're the one doing twenty hour days, love. I'm a proper idle cunt.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)

all by yourself?
you do surprise me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)

He's got his big lens out again

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)

bow chikka chikka bow wow!

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:54, Reply)

I'm with the kids.
I'm not allowed on the swings.

:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)

baggenfock'll be along in a minute

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:56, Reply)

he better bring the cash

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:01, Reply)

doesn't he live in an ex-council semi too?
I'M SO CONFUSED
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)

I'd say that's more failing at parenting.
No-one in their right mind regrets having kids, those that do will usually buy them property on the other side of the country to get rid of the cunts.
( Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)

everybody's different
some people should have kids, some shouldn't.

baggenfock definitely shouldn't, the nonce.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)

buying property for your kids is basically like telling them you expect them to fail at life

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:50, Reply)

you keep telling yourself this as your wife shouts at SSE to try and reduce the 'leccy bill by a quid

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:54, Reply)

now what's got ricecake crumbs in your knickers?
don't tell me that two bed flat was a present from Daddy? hahaha fucking hell
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)

no, i might pop out for a burrito in a minute, though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)

pikey

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:05, Reply)

if a giant wholewheat tortilla stuffed with brown rice, peppers, onions, carrots, courgettes, baby sweetcorn, mushrooms, spicy salsa, cheese, sour cream and jalapenos is pikey...
... then colour me pikey.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Mexicans are the pikeys of the Americas.

( Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:14, Reply)

it's the most depressing peasant food outside Africa
Christ alone knows why anybody ever imported it
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)

I think we all know what a burrito is

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:15, Reply)

povvo pikey with eating disorder

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Don't like drugs, don't like crowds, don't like night clubs, don't like dancing.
Don't like twelve deep bar queues, don't like banging choons, don't like sweating indoors, don't like shouting to be heard.

alt: I took photographs of deer
( Kroney, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:08, Reply)

*quiet night in the pub fives*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:10, Reply)

alt: I drove to Eindhoven to pick my sick mother up from hospital.
There and back in one day.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)

alt: I went up to Birmingham for the football on Saturday
Got the train back with a load of Palace fans, so kept my head down about being a West Brom fan. Chatted to a Bournemouth fan who was extremely pleased to have gone up for their 8-0 thrashing of Birmingham on his birthday no less.
altalt: ham salad panini + crisps + a twix for afters to prevent memory loss.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Well, this IS good.

( Kroney, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)

this is effing s you bunch of s c's

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Watching people bicker isn't as entertaining as I thought.

( Kroney, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:50, Reply)

Do you want to move that drink to the Saturday night when Jeff is here?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Swipe just text me a video of a hot bird having a bath.

( Peej, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)

X RATED YELLOW ACTION!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:05, Reply)

CAW-N

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:05, Reply)

Shit thread mate
Next time, don't bother.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Set yourself on fire, you paedophile cunt.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:19, Reply)

^ mine

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)

I'm fucking bored
Someone start a new thread please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Someone other than GeordieJay
I'm sick of that dull cunt
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Funny that cos my name seems reet popular with you.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)

he luuuurves you
he just wishes you were 8 years old
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)

I DUN A NU FRED

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)