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povvo tube commuter

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 8:51, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
I'm in a cab RIGHT NOW
But kensington to the city is rather less pov than council estate to industrial estate in your beaten up crotchfruit estate
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:05, Reply)
hey ... I'm not judging, love ... life is all about choices
your choices mean you dry washing over the bath, put up guests on a sofa, and take public transport to work for a twenty hour day. In your forties.

I don't know you personally so obviously I'm not going to say you're a mug. But you do sound like a fucking mug.

No offence like.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:12, Reply)
My lifestyle is better than yours
No, My lifestyle is better than yours

Repeat ad infinitum
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Yeah ... you're only saying that because you're sitting in the Bahamas being fellated by Kelly Rowland

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)
He's just jealous of people who can actually hold down a job

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)
yeah ... it's terrible having the financial security that I don't have to work long hours and can take a year off every few years
I honestly don't know how I manage

:( :( :(
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:22, Reply)
it must be terrible living in the arse end of nowhere and trying to convince yourself it's ok
imagine if you worked a bit harder, and got on with people rather than having to be a "consultant", you could have bought something a bit nicer.

ah well. this time next year, eh, rodders?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:27, Reply)
there's three hundred people in the building
dunno why anybody would imagine the word "consultant" involves being on my own
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:29, Reply)
your repellent personality and face are why you are on your own
instead of enjoying the camaraderie of decent colleagues
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:30, Reply)
this obsession would be flattering if you weren't a mumsie humanities spod

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)
The word itself implies that there needs to be at least one other person to 'consult' with them.

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)
what, this clown?
he probably "consults" with his own reflection every morning
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Now I can see what you've done, Ange - you've just sat down and put on your lipstick.
Next time, will you try this for me? Just sit down, relax, and say to yourself "I have very beautiful lips" and I tell you, Ange, you're gonna see the difference! All right?!
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)
Jesus, remind me never to tell you my shit salary, where I shop, what my degree is and how much my house is worth.
You'd spit on me
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:32, Reply)
you begged me to spit on it last time...

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)
To be fair only one of us was on their knees
and I don't recall having to beg for anything.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:38, Reply)
i can't decide whether to say that's because your mind was obviously blown or that i definitely remember you begging for pie and beer

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:39, Reply)
I paid for my own pie and beer AND bought you a drink
I'm not Ch*mpy thank you very much.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)
I love you just the way you are.

(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)

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