I'm so tempted to put on a "Website is currently offline - please contact billing to rectify this issue" message....
.... if all his lawyer buddies and partner was up in arms about wording and spelling issues (his, not mine, I copy'n'pasted it all), they would love that.

But I don't want to be the guy who takes a site down for £150.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:16, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

fuck 'em
take it down and don't put it back up
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:18, Reply)

Honestly, you probably should.

( Kroney, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:19, Reply)

You should.
Go back to him, remind him that he provided the copy, you haven't charged for the amendments and that the website comes down on Monday if you aren't paid in full.

Unless he wants wants to start paying for the amendments at market rate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:21, Reply)

I like this
Hi *****

Any news? I shouldn’t have to chase up a fee of this size; especially when it's way under my normal rate, when I’ve gone so far out of my way - and even put you ahead of other paying clients.

As I live 10 minutes down the road, I'm happy for you to drop off cash tomorrow should your bank still be an issue. I would hate to have to take the site down until this can be rectified, along with then charging my normal rate for the additional content.

- Gonz
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:47, Reply)

P.S. mug me off like this again and I will fucking cut you

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:49, Reply)

Innit, plus, mate warned me he'd be like this, and i'm like Nah' man, he's safe... which stitched me up in the sympathy vote too

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 20:16, Reply)

Do it Gonz. The cunt is taking you for a mug.
Fuck his shit up or he'll keep on doing it.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:29, Reply)

I'll have a word with him if you want, in his shell like.
That will make him pay.
( $$ ✅, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:52, Reply)