He owns most of Cornwall
Might get him to replace your cycling road with a motorway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:19, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

you can thrill him with tales of farty public transport
and glimpsing minor celebrities in bars
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:27, Reply)

1. What Monty said
2. There are no motorways in Cornwall because theres no need and no room for them
3. It would be a fucking shit motorway if it was on my commute
( Peej, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:31, Reply)

and the locals still believe in witchcraft

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:36, Reply)

'And orf ar cuntree tradishuns!

( Peej, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:42, Reply)

in your defence
you do have the coolest flag of all the whining not-a-real-country independence backwaters
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:46, Reply)

Its a big plus

( Peej, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:49, Reply)

I see what you did there.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:52, Reply)

Oh alright it was lies on the internet to wind you up, annoyingly it's not Cornwall that he owns
But Imma recommend he buys it just for that exact reason
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:36, Reply)

you should prolly suggest he buy the Highways Agency then
given that it's not the 18th century and it's not private landowners who plan the roads.

There are immigrant citizenship courses you could take if you're struggling with these simple concepts.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:40, Reply)

Yet again, science boy is incapable of reading things properly
Maybe get one of the 5 year olds in the park to explain it to you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:45, Reply)

This is the kind of legal advice I would expect from a lawyer of your calibre.

( Peej, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:41, Reply)

*charges £3,500 plus vat*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:46, Reply)