if u h8 r traditions so much y dont u go back and live in muslamistan?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:51, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

because they're just as bad!
Why can't we just get through winter without decorations and terrible music? COME ON PEOPLE.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:58, Reply)

What's your favourite Christmas song?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Step Into Christmas - Elton John
Used to be Rock & Roll Christmas, but...well we all know how that turned out.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Prick.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Outrageous

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:08, Reply)

I'm just typing what everybody else is thinking.
Don't shoot the messenger.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:16, Reply)

I won't lie, this is upsetting news

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:18, Reply)

If it's any consolation I rarely, if ever, think about your prick.

( Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:27, Reply)

typical French lies

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Stay by East 17 or Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You
Any other answer marks you out as a prick.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:05, Reply)

What I like best about Stay Another Day is that it isn't really a Christmas song, but in order to secure that all important Christmas no 1 slot, they covered it in bells and wore big parkas in the snow in the video

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Same with 'Stop the cavalry'
It has the 'wish I was at home for xmas' line, but nothing else to suggest that it's a xmas song. Just some bell bollocks.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:12, Reply)

Dub a dub a dum dum
Dub a dub a dum
Dub a dum dum dub a dub
Dub a dub a dum
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:17, Reply)

good point

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:18, Reply)

exactly! ex-fucking-zactly

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:19, Reply)

See also Pipes of Peace, which although the video depicts the 1914 Christmas truce, has no mention of Christmas in the lyrics.
In fact, the Jona Lewie one also has a World War One themed video.
Maybe there is something in that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:33, Reply)

1914 was officially the last recorded incident of Germans having fun at Christmas.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:36, Reply)

They put out shoes instead of stockings, if you can warrant it.
The disappointment of the young German child to wake up on Christmas Day only to find that instead of a shoe full of presents a fucking lion's got in and eaten them must be a terrible thing to witness.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Mariah Carey eh?
Cor!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Anything other than Slade or Wizzard marks a man out as a committed paedophile.

( Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:23, Reply)

A Spaceman Came Travelling

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:33, Reply)

and The Power of Love.
Im all about Our Lord Jesus
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:34, Reply)

I'd protect YOU from the Hooded Claw, Jay x

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:58, Reply)