She doesn't know how to get into settings. She can barely wipe her own arse.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:38, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

In that case it's definitely a picnic, pebkac or wetware error

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:39, Reply)

She definitely definitely definitely did it.
Settings don't randomly change. Stuff doesn't randomly stop working. Stuff doesn't randomly get deleted. People absolutely are idiots. People absolutely lie.

You are going to need to learn this lesson if you're to survive, Jase.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Wow that's like sooo random, man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:45, Reply)

God Tangles, way to prove my point.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Cheque is in the post
I will warn you before I cum in your mouth

etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:45, Reply)

I recon a good 60-70% of all professional interaction
is people covering for their incompetence and stupidity.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)

It's a surprise to me how people lie about this sort if stuff,
I wonder sometimes they're just so dense they don't realise what they're doing and genuinely think it's not their fault.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Yes, undoubtedly.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:48, Reply)

If only two thirds of the phone calls I take in a day end with me hanging up and muttering "fucking idiot" then it's been a good day
I really wish the Missus would stop calling me at work
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:50, Reply)

She just chats filth when she calls me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I wondered what that premium rate number on the bill was

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:57, Reply)