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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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TodayIwenttogetacoffeeandIgotalemonmuffinandithadlemoncurdinthemiddle
anditallcameoutinonelumpandIateitallatonceandit'sFridayandnearlytheweekendandIhaveajobinterviewnextweekandit'snearlyChrimblepoppymasandIsoexcitedIcouldjustpukesqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!




Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:19, 139 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
No more Lemon curd for this one fellas

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:20, Reply)
easy now ... don't bite my dick

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:26, Reply)
+ too much
a little nibble is ok though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:28, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:33, Reply)
Yeah
Might even have a bite of Shambles' dick.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:38, Reply)
there's plenty to go around

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:41, Reply)
But are you... THIS excited?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-30022765
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:39, Reply)
I think thats pretty awesome to be fair

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:46, Reply)
I liked the comet's 'singing'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:51, Reply)
True
Imagine how she reacted to the latest news that MUPUS has "pounded its 35cm penetrator deep into the comet"
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:01, Reply)
I probably would be if I had spent 15 yrs to get a fridge to land on teh side of a house from 500,000 miles away

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Or
"throwing a rugby ball across your garden while someone tries to drop a parachute-wearing frog onto it from a helicopter"
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Good anal ology

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:00, Reply)
i didn't read much news whilst we were away
but it seems that only two things have happened: the comet and some enormous fat-ass got touched up by a photoshop wand.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:57, Reply)
I love the Morph parody

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:02, Reply)
Link pls

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:10, Reply)

5.9.83.79/board/11112660
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)
You work in IT, and you can't even sort out your own fucking spacebar?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:46, Reply)
I'lllogaticket.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:54, Reply)
I see that Monty's campaign has proved successful:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-30018809
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:48, Reply)
one of the side stories, what a dude this guy is
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30039300
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Very British.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:05, Reply)
I liked that the septics tried to beat his record
and the guy had a breakdown from the stress where as good old Winkle just got on with it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:09, Reply)
I wonder if he picked this as one of his Desert Island Discs
trunkrecords.greedbag.com/buy/classic-aircraft-sounds-0/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:10, Reply)
7000 signatures in the digital is fucking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Tell it to Hammersmith Council

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:44, Reply)
ns;dr

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:49, Reply)
what the fuck is wrong with you, man?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Sugar rush

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:13, Reply)
MYINNARDSFILLLIKETHEY'RESHIVERING!!!!
:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:02, Reply)
*slaps*
Get a grip.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:13, Reply)

(⊙＿⊙)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:00, Reply)

(⊙＿＿＿＿＿⊙)
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:09, Reply)

(´･_･`)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:37, Reply)

(     ´･____･`     )
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:00, Reply)
Any IT pricks know why someones screen would suddenly have everything magnified?
Not mine but one of the wimmin I work with. Windows innit
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Is she looking at it through a magnifying glass? That would cause this issue.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:14, Reply)
try looking at the magnifying glass through a microscope. that should sort it out

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Get her to move her chair backwards

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:14, Reply)
When you say "everything magnified" does it possibly look like some prick might have been fucking about with the resolution?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:15, Reply)
I thought you came here to get away from this sort of shit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:16, Reply)
So did I.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:21, Reply)
SOZ LIKE!!
Yeah possibly but it happened overnight when she came back to her comp
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Oh yeah, the old "it happened by itself, or maybe wizards".

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:25, Reply)
"Oh no, I'm definitely putting my password in right, it's got to be something wrong with the system"
"Hello, my internet's running slow, is there soemthing wrong with the server?"
"No, I definitely didn't delete them, there must be a problem"
"It did it by itself!"

In all of these events, the person calling you definitely did something stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:29, Reply)
when I worked at sky there was a woman though wireless worked before you took it out the box.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:39, Reply)
I've had three of them already today

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:58, Reply)
either resolution or
she has been using the scroll wheel on her mouse and had the shift key held down...

Sorry Ctrl not shft
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:17, Reply)
^ Definitely works in IT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:17, Reply)
SH

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:18, Reply)
I bet it's this
Is this a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Nah not that. it's her actual home screen and icons

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Resolution.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Probably
right click on the desktop screen and adjust the scree resolution, there will be an option saying recommended...

Last possible one just make sure it doesn't say "safe mode" in the corners of the screen if it does then restart
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:27, Reply)
I feel a bit sorry for Jase, you know.
He'll end up falling into tech support at this rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)
It happens to the best of us

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:31, Reply)
I thought these big PPI firms would have an IT department.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:25, Reply)
we're not a big firm
Just make big money
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:27, Reply)
What like those charity cheques?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Now with MOAR Fiona Phillips

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)
If it's in one or two apps and not "everything" as you previously claimed, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:24, Reply)
WOW - look at it go!
That's me occupied for the rest of the day
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:26, Reply)
I WANNA GO!
how do you do it on a laptop computer geeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Ctrl and + or -

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:31, Reply)
nope. nothing :(

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)
I have got this ere windows 8 that everyone says is shit, is it something to do with that?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:33, Reply)
Got something that looks like this:
+
-
-
-
-
-
-

On your trackpad?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:33, Reply)
I don't know what a trackpad is

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:36, Reply)
and now that wonderful little feature where you go to the bottom right hand corner and a toolbar with search on comes on ir broken and I cant search
man, windows 8 is the best
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Works on mine, I can put off getting glasses indefinitely now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:33, Reply)
lucky

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:40, Reply)
switch it to T-ring

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Sorted. Ta!
Dunno how that changed by itself mind.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Pro tip: it didn't. No way did it change by itself.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Maybe it's alive. Like Johnny 5

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:37, Reply)
more input

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:38, Reply)
Only if you're gentle and don't tell anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:39, Reply)
She doesn't know how to get into settings. She can barely wipe her own arse.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:38, Reply)
In that case it's definitely a picnic, pebkac or wetware error

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:39, Reply)
She definitely definitely definitely did it.
Settings don't randomly change. Stuff doesn't randomly stop working. Stuff doesn't randomly get deleted. People absolutely are idiots. People absolutely lie.

You are going to need to learn this lesson if you're to survive, Jase.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Wow that's like sooo random, man

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:45, Reply)
God Tangles, way to prove my point.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Cheque is in the post
I will warn you before I cum in your mouth

etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:45, Reply)
I recon a good 60-70% of all professional interaction
is people covering for their incompetence and stupidity.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)
It's a surprise to me how people lie about this sort if stuff,
I wonder sometimes they're just so dense they don't realise what they're doing and genuinely think it's not their fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Yes, undoubtedly.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:48, Reply)
If only two thirds of the phone calls I take in a day end with me hanging up and muttering "fucking idiot" then it's been a good day
I really wish the Missus would stop calling me at work
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:50, Reply)
She just chats filth when she calls me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I wondered what that premium rate number on the bill was

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Pray 4 Philae

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Fucking heap of junk designed by retards.
I don't hold out much hope TBH.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:42, Reply)

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