i don't like cake
but i love jaffa cakes.

SCIENCE AND LAW AND FACT ALL IN ONE POST
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:44, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I'm glad you're coming to terms with being wrong about everything

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:45, Reply)

aren't you dead yet?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:54, Reply)

that won't stop you being thick
there'll just be one fewer voice reminding you that you're thick
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:57, Reply)

I am sure you could rustle up a script that would post that every so often anyway

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:59, Reply)

it's the very least I could do

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:00, Reply)

let's try it
he hangs himself, maybe some kind of error with the rope knotting makes the death a bit more slow and agonising than it ought to be, and then we'll test the script
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:00, Reply)

WOAH mind blown

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Please remove your head from behind the bins

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:52, Reply)

Fucken cake innit says so right there on the fucken packet self-fucken-evident innit.

( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:54, Reply)

They had to prove it was a cake rather than a biscuit
so they didn't have to pay tax on it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Broken Britain

( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Britain Biscuits
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:00, Reply)

broken soggy
( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:04, Reply)

it was something to do with cakes going hard and biscuits going soft

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Bingo

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:14, Reply)