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here is a new thread that will be ignored as it asks a boring questionWith the Home Secretary wanting to increase the "terror" laws and successive governments wanting to be able to snoop on emails, is it just a coincidence that the report into the security services and the Lee Rigby killing have pretty much said the security services where great but they were hindered by the mean tech firms?
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or is it all a ploy to keep us domesticated? Scare tactics and the like?Spy on what the fuck they like AND SEND EM ALL HOME.
How come all these "terror cells" and people even suspected to be in one aren't just shipped off black home?
Gypsy paedo immigrants.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:38,
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The answer is due process in lawThe guys that did the old chop suey on Lee Rigby were both british so they were home.
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I don't get their issue with "The West" and that.If they want to do sand dances and beheadings in the desert, go do that.
Plenty of room in the world for us all.
T'ra, see ya later, don;t send a post card.
America: Stay out of it.
Britain: Stop being a brown nose.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:47,
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Problem is religion innita few fuckwits decide that by misinterpreting a bit of old book they have the right to kill in the name of god.
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People are dumb.Let's live by rules set thousands of years ago in an undeveloped world!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:51,
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i don't like cakebut i love jaffa cakes.
SCIENCE AND LAW AND FACT ALL IN ONE POST
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:44,
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that won't stop you being thickthere'll just be one fewer voice reminding you that you're thick
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I am sure you could rustle up a script that would post that every so often anyway(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:59, Reply)
let's try ithe hangs himself, maybe some kind of error with the rope knotting makes the death a bit more slow and agonising than it ought to be, and then we'll test the script
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:00,
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Fucken cake innit says so right there on the fucken packet self-fucken-evident innit.(
Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:54,
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They had to prove it was a cake rather than a biscuitso they didn't have to pay tax on it
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it was something to do with cakes going hard and biscuits going soft (
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:01,
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I got confused by the use of the word 'where' soz(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:44,
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I was going along quite happily then that bit hurt my brayn so I couldn't answer(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:48,
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Disappointing as I love to get involved with the current affairs and political chat(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:53,
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I don't understand Bitcoin, my brother in law does that 'mining' for them but I don't get it at all(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:56,
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No I'm quite happy just moaning and being sarcastic and condescending thanks(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:59,
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Getting money for clicking on ads or something isn't it?Bit like clubcard points. But on the internet.
I used to do "paid" surveys until I got bored and bombarded by emails.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:00,
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It appears I know a little more about it than you jasin (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:01,
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using a machine dedicated to figuring out algorithms to create coins from nothing and getting coin in return for your electricity(
Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:15,
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how much is a bitcoin worth?edit: thanks for a simple explanation
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:15,
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Aw man, I had more than that in dollars, I could have spent those dollars on bitcoins(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:24,
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I have a huge amount of time on the country's largest supercompuer. I have thought about using it for bitcoin mining - no one would know. Unless they did find out and I'd probably go to prison.
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You can buy a decent asic miner for about £1000-£2000, then if you get into a good pool you can make profit, but new better machines are coming out all the timeyou need to be ahead of the game with technology, and quite frankly I know fuck all about it. I know people were moaning about the cost of running the machine so hard for so long. Was screwing them on electric. So, being in solar power, I thought about rigging up an off grid mining unit...eco coin mining if you will. In the end I couldn't be fucked
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Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:28,
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It's the free market, and they get harder to make as time goes on. I think you have to really know what you're doing now to make anything, and even then I think the margins are tiny.
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Yeah, it's basically like Green Shield stamps.You click on enough adverts and eventually you get given a kettle you spastic.
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Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:12,
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I've not looked into it really.So get fucked. You fucking nerd.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:17,
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Guilty as charged, yer honour.Though I don't have the first idea how they work, either.
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Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:22,
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dunnoalt: I use localbitcoins.com
altalt: silkroad6ownowfk.onion
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Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:43,
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Do you keep a hard wallet too?seems stupid but I was advised when I bought a couple donkeys back to keep a hard copy
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I never have enough coinc to worry about it. I buy them when I need them, and only the amount I need, then I spend them(
Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:11,
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I only bought 2about 3 years ago when they were £25 ish a pop and sold them back at £50 ish, obviously I wasn't kicking myself at all when they topped a grand
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Feel better by reading about that poor fucker looking for an old computer in one of the country's biggest landfills. (, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:21, Reply)
i feel sorry for anyone who wanted to snoop on my emailsblah blah law blah blah night out blah blah more law blah blah family shizzle blah blah
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:44,
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if you really felt sorry for them you'd do them a favour by having a less dull life(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:48, Reply)
yerbecause i'm going to admit to what i get up to
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:53,
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Could be coincidence, couldbe apophenia. I watched a you tube vid that claimed that Brian dying in Family Guy was a message from the Illuminati warning that Paulk Walker was going to die. Because his characters name in Too fast too furious is Brian.
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The video is calledRobin Williams "Last Victim of Illuminati" Celebrity Sacrifice Chain - Who's Next?
Apparently Angelina Jolie is next because of an article about breast cancer that included the number 6.
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yeah ... soz ... didn't mean to suggest that I give a shit about whatever witless conspiracy wank you watch(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:50, Reply)
The comment threadsare full of fundamentalist Christians saying offensive things then getting alternately reamed then reasoned with by enraged atheists.
That's where the fun is.
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I have got a fucking massive cable-knit cardy onand I'M STILL FUCKING FREEZING WHY DOES THIS STUPID BASTARD AIR CON BLOW OUT COLD AIR DIRECTLY OVER MY DESK IN WINTER
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Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:53,
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Because the building facilities management hate you (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:54,
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I'm not being a bender, it's fucking freezing.Sure the air's not all that cold at first, but I'm sat under it for seven and a half hours. It gets to you. YOU DONT KNOW, MAN, YOU WERENT THERE, MAN, YOU WERENT THERE
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Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:01,
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No offence mate, it may be fucking freezing,the air may not be all that cold at first but when you're sat under it for seven and a half hours it may get to you. I DON'T KNOW, MAN, I'M NOT THERE, MAN, I'M NOT THERE
But you are being a bender.
HTH
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:05,
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I tell you want, Meaters, after I have to cut off my own fingers, blackened and dead from frostbitewith a pair of fucken nut-crackers, Ranulph Fiennes style, I'll come over your gaff and slip 'em into your chilli con carne.
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Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:07,
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Also, thanks for 'telling me want'HAHAHHA A TYPO!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:08,
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I wish Dozer was here, he'd love all the mistakes in this thread!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:09,
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HAHA OH NO I'VE RENDERED MY ENTIRE INTERNET ARGUMENT VOID WITH ONE SLIP OF A KEYBOARD(
Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:10,
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Put another layer of clothing on thenThere's a reason why people don't walk to the North pole in t-shirts you know.
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I deliberately turn the aircon to Siberian whenever I'm in a meetinghave you considered not being a soft southern jessy?
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yeah ... if you don't trip over your cardigan and fluffy slippers, you great soft poof(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:06, Reply)
I have three pairs of slippers distributed across two countriesI also own cardigans.
But I am ignoring these so-called "facts" for the purposes of calling you a great flimsy jessica
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Have you thought about moving your desk?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:02,
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or getting an adult to do it for you??(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:02,
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Look, I don't know how your whacky, trendy call centre handles seating arrangements.Maybe you're all sat around on bean bags with chunky Fisherprice My First Office furniture but some of us have dirty great big wooden cunts with drawers and shit all fixed together in fours.
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Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:04,
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You'd best be strapping a cricket box on, son, 'cos I'm about twenty minutes awayfrom Godforsakennowheresville, The North, with man-cunt kicking in my eyes.
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Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:09,
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what are you blithering about, you poor fool?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:01,
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What? Tigers are never at it and all now, are they?IS NOWHERE SAFE
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Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:02,
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ALL big cats are shoe eatersIts just easier for a Siberian Tiger to get to Newcastle than it is for a lion
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Oh right. Well now you spell it out it makes sense, yeah.Silly of me.
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Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:18,
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ExactlySimple walk to Norway then a ferry straight across the North Sea,
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I was *just* thinking this!!:(
4EVA in R Harts
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:01,
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His Twitter has been quiet since the 12th too. Hope he's ok.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:07,
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He's Viprossed me on facebook and all :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:20,
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There's more to this than meets the eye, you mark my words...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:23,
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Clearing out the Uggos from his account no doubtOh Hang on the below proves that theory wrong
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how very dare youmine make wonderful knee cushions
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:36,
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He appears to have kept the female b3tans/stalking
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:26,
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Moving house or something, isn't he?I expect he's just sans internet.
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Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:20,
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Well, I've been de-friended on Facebook, which is about the highest insult the internet can issue.If his apology is anything less than a Christmas hamper stuffed full of nice whisky, he can do one.
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Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:23,
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I agree, I thought this a few minutes ago but couldn't reconcile it with the fact you done it(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:57,
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Bit of a shocker and no mistakeI will be back to utter gobshite soon though and the world will be back in balance
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The day isn't over yet(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:00,
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Dunno the window is behind me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:02,
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