Off Topic
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
I kid myself that this is for Christmas, but I know that it'll be gone before then and I'll have to get another bottle.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:53, Reply)
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:53, Reply)
The first Christmas I spent with Mrs Vagabond's family concluded with four of us getting through six bottles of port.
It took me weeks to be able to drink it again.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:57, Reply)
It took me weeks to be able to drink it again.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:57, Reply)
i can't bear the stuff
i went to a white tie do at the mayor of london's house (not his actual house, the ceremonial thing in the city that they hire out for events), and this particular livery had a thing where everyone drank port out of the same ceremonial cup... you had to link arms and pass it to the right with some kind of battle cry...
sharing with one person is WRONG and GROSS. sharing with the ENTIRE ROOM??? bowk.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)
i went to a white tie do at the mayor of london's house (not his actual house, the ceremonial thing in the city that they hire out for events), and this particular livery had a thing where everyone drank port out of the same ceremonial cup... you had to link arms and pass it to the right with some kind of battle cry...
sharing with one person is WRONG and GROSS. sharing with the ENTIRE ROOM??? bowk.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)
you've now got cooties handed down through twelve generations of chinless Etonians
the "normal" form for passing the port allows you to keep your own glass and pass the decanter
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)
the "normal" form for passing the port allows you to keep your own glass and pass the decanter
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)
i didn't touch it, i'm not mental
the battle cry bit was quite amusing though.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:22, Reply)
the battle cry bit was quite amusing though.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:22, Reply)
well now i'm confused
i thought there were no girls on the internet
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:31, Reply)
i thought there were no girls on the internet
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:31, Reply)
there are quite a few fat desperates looking to pick up speccy internet dweebs
and, on a completely unrelated note, chompy was on here the other day
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)
and, on a completely unrelated note, chompy was on here the other day
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)
For a surprise santa thing a few years back
I got someone a selection of mini ports (you know the sort of thing) but it had some nice ones in there. Dozy cunt said "ah great I will make cheeky vimto's"
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)
I got someone a selection of mini ports (you know the sort of thing) but it had some nice ones in there. Dozy cunt said "ah great I will make cheeky vimto's"
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)
i bought my secret santa gift today
always a bit awkward when you don't know the recipient
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:11, Reply)
always a bit awkward when you don't know the recipient
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:11, Reply)
i went for this
because pizza and because i know she rides a bike.
https://www.oliverbonas.com/#/gift/bicycle-pizza-cutter-30980
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:18, Reply)
because pizza and because i know she rides a bike.
https://www.oliverbonas.com/#/gift/bicycle-pizza-cutter-30980
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:18, Reply)
pizza wheels are for wobbly flids who can't be trusted with knives
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:28, Reply)
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:28, Reply)
i don't reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally think anyone's going to take you as a pizza expert
sorry burnie
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:31, Reply)
sorry burnie
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:31, Reply)
sorry
but great big oceans of charred black shit just don't qualify you as someone who knows what he is doing.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)
but great big oceans of charred black shit just don't qualify you as someone who knows what he is doing.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)
this hasn't ever gone well for you in the past
why would you put yourself through it again?
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
why would you put yourself through it again?
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
look dude
you call it a pizza if you like.
the rest of the world will call it a burnt misshapen blob of shit, and we'll all be happy.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)
you call it a pizza if you like.
the rest of the world will call it a burnt misshapen blob of shit, and we'll all be happy.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)
yerr ... you deffo represent the rest of the world, Old Mother Bulimia
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)
it is true that nobody laughed at all when the sad little thing was posted on qotw
everybody said, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, my, yes, what a pizza expert you must be, dr pizza.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)
everybody said, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, my, yes, what a pizza expert you must be, dr pizza.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)
a very sorry looking burnt pizza was posted on questions of our lives by dr shambolic as proof if ever proof was needed of his pizzaprowess
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
I'm sorry if you were unaware of this
but occasional minor culinary failure renders you incapable of making any judgement on anything, ever; or at least rendering your opinion invalid.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:57, Reply)
but occasional minor culinary failure renders you incapable of making any judgement on anything, ever; or at least rendering your opinion invalid.
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Neither can I but I get bullyed into it every year
with the same Ah but everyone else has done it wah wah wah
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)
with the same Ah but everyone else has done it wah wah wah
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)
well I wouldnt want my december bongle going to waste
only 30 days or so before I will have the energy to muster another
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:58, Reply)
only 30 days or so before I will have the energy to muster another
( , Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:58, Reply)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread