Same with that huge-furry whippingtool bloke. I've been to river cottage on numerous occasions and he's never even there.
His team of trainee chefs did cook me a banging meal on the house once though so can't complain.
( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:32, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Some nice subtle bragging here^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:33, Reply)

of course, free bottles of aspalls cider all night too.

( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)

ewwww
Spose they have to get rid of it somehow.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)

it's alright mate. a giant leap up from strongbow, koppaberg, stowford press and thatchers gold white lightening and k..
but it's no cheddar valley, kingstone black or burrow hill or black rat.
( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Cider is shit and for cunts and students

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:51, Reply)

or people from Dorset

( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:52, Reply)

I only ever really drink cider when it's the mucky stuff straight from a farmers bucket
I've got a few bottles at home that are "oh ... nine percent? maybe ten or eleven?" ... which is the sort of scientific accuracy I like in my booze.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:56, Reply)

does "I've been to a restaurant" count as bragging now?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)

nah, he's just trying to be difficult

( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Because you've been "loads" and got a "free" meal
suggesting you have some sort of affiliation with a minor celebrity's restaurant
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)

I think you're confused.
I've only been once and I paid.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Nah, I just used to live pretty close to there, and I played in a functions band that was regularly hired for weddings on the premises
shit...am I still bragging?
( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:44, Reply)

would have been easier to cook it on the stove ahahahahaha unless the house was on fire ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJJJ

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:34, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*wipes tear*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)

^thats funny

( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)

should be on the Front Page

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)

here here

( Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)

defo

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)